lol -- this is for Church ... not your next movie John :grin:
EDIT: Chainsaws are the best in haunted houses.
We did a few in undergrad. We had these giant dudes fromm the UT football team layinhg on the ground and crying out like little school girls in high pitched voices when we came after them with those things. It was hillareous.
We started with a tarot reading and when the death card came out the fortune teller yelled "DEATH! DEATH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" and then a guy jumped over the couch behind everyone with a running (but defanged) chainsaw. The room cleared isntantly. The ones who ran got it worst because of course you ignore the people that just cower and chase the person that's falling down over themselves to try and get out.
Then they would run down a hallway and open a door only to be greated by ... another chain saw ... and they would just lay on the ground between these two chain saws as they closed in and screamed until we all started laughing and turned the chainsaws off ... it was a haunted house with no way out.
Again wer are talking 6'5" 300 lbs football players - it was awesome.
EDIT: Chainsaws are the best in haunted houses.
We did a few in undergrad. We had these giant dudes fromm the UT football team layinhg on the ground and crying out like little school girls in high pitched voices when we came after them with those things. It was hillareous.
We started with a tarot reading and when the death card came out the fortune teller yelled "DEATH! DEATH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" and then a guy jumped over the couch behind everyone with a running (but defanged) chainsaw. The room cleared isntantly. The ones who ran got it worst because of course you ignore the people that just cower and chase the person that's falling down over themselves to try and get out.
Then they would run down a hallway and open a door only to be greated by ... another chain saw ... and they would just lay on the ground between these two chain saws as they closed in and screamed until we all started laughing and turned the chainsaws off ... it was a haunted house with no way out.
Again wer are talking 6'5" 300 lbs football players - it was awesome.
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