Icarus2005
Well-known member
Some one suggested there aren't enough reports on the HVX, that it must be a myth or an urban legend.
Well, my friend, let me tell you about myths and urban legends:
I once became sure that Santa Clause didnt exist, that is until I saw him banging my mom! She told me to go to sleep, that they were just excersizing.:evil:
I once thought snipes didn't exist when the boys took me snipe hunting and I sat in the woods all night without seeing any. That is until I caught our preacher with his hand in his pants, and confessed he had just caught a snipe.:undecided
I used to think coodies didn't exist, until I kissed Stacey Rothman in the 5th grade, and like magic, that very second, it grew in my pants over half a foor long! We'll just say for arguments sake that I really got to liking coodies.:engel017:
So what's the moral of the story?
Santa Clause has something hidden in his pants that the preachers don't like to talk about, but if Stacey Rothman kisses you, you'll realizes everyone in this planet has been hiding a big secret from you, though you may have thought it was all a myth, it was in fact real. And suddenly you'll realize what a beautiful world this can be. And all it took was a little patience.
Well, my friend, let me tell you about myths and urban legends:
I once became sure that Santa Clause didnt exist, that is until I saw him banging my mom! She told me to go to sleep, that they were just excersizing.:evil:
I once thought snipes didn't exist when the boys took me snipe hunting and I sat in the woods all night without seeing any. That is until I caught our preacher with his hand in his pants, and confessed he had just caught a snipe.:undecided
I used to think coodies didn't exist, until I kissed Stacey Rothman in the 5th grade, and like magic, that very second, it grew in my pants over half a foor long! We'll just say for arguments sake that I really got to liking coodies.:engel017:
So what's the moral of the story?
Santa Clause has something hidden in his pants that the preachers don't like to talk about, but if Stacey Rothman kisses you, you'll realizes everyone in this planet has been hiding a big secret from you, though you may have thought it was all a myth, it was in fact real. And suddenly you'll realize what a beautiful world this can be. And all it took was a little patience.
