My son is a punk

J.R. Hudson

J.R. Hudson

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I'm going through all of this old music I used to listed to as a wee skater

GBH, Dead Kennedys, English Beat, TSOL, The Cramps..............

My son is jammin. He grabbed his lil mini guitar and is shredding; cracking me up.

Lil Hellion. :laugh: :thumbsup:
 
I told a friend of mine, honestly like 2 days ago, that for the first 2 to 3 years of my child's life, regardless or girl or boy, I would give them a mohawk. So when they look back at the pictures of when they were young they would simply ask, "Why?" And I would say, " Because I could."

Thought I would share this worthless moment. Brought to you by my overactive imagination.
 
Zack Attack said:
So when they look back at the pictures of when they were young they would simply ask, "Why?" And I would say, " Because I could."
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Bwhahahaha!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :shocked: :evil: :evil:
 
You should hear some of what my wife and I want to do to mess up our kids when we have them, not mess up in a "bad" way, more of a funny way. Mainly includes things like:

When they are 2 years old actually tell them they are 3, so when they turn 16 and try to get their license, hilarity ensues.

Give them wrong names for objects such as the name for a apple is spatula and so on.

Raise one really good and let the other one try to raise him/her self (or we just do a poor job in comparison) and see which one turns out better.

Name one Grandpa (regardless girl or boy).

My wife and I aren't sick per say, just have a unique sense of humor that we share. :cheesy:
 
Both my boys love rock, they get extra crazy with funk (BEP, etc.)

John_Hudson said:
... English Beat ...
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Quick "Beat" story. My wife's best friend dated the sax player for English Beat (mirror in the bathroom) and when she moved in with us for a few months I got calls from him all the time. Oh, I forgot to say that when she moved in with us, she stopped seeing him about the same time, so she didn't want to take his calls. I had to chase off mr. sax player, like every two days. His voice was... best way to describe it- slide whistle. Beeeeeeooooouuuuu, buuuuooooooeeeee.
 
Yeah -- kids are cool...

Like we told them that there was this guy... he watched you every day and made a list of the good things you did and the bad things you did... THEN -- get this, when you were REALLY good for the whole year he would come to your house, dressed in red, and GIVE you gifts!! And I mean COOL stuff.

Then some Mullet-wearing 7 year old (aside: who's dad downloaded StarWars III from the internet and now my kids want ME to do the same and I say, no it's illegal -- is DooDa going to jail daddy? -- I can only hope so, kids...) says there is no such dude.

HA! Well, ThreeBoys... do you want ME to call him and tell him not to come again next year then?

NONONONONO NO!!!!! NO!!!!

HAHA!

One more year at best.

CaptM
 
If anyone ruins it for my boys it'll be my wife, she hates Santa. I still haven't figured out why. Maybe it was the time when they went to JCPenneys for photos, and Santa killed her dad.
 
JoeFowler said:
If anyone ruins it for my boys it'll be my wife, she hates Santa. I still haven't figured out why. Maybe it was the time when they went to JCPenneys for photos, and Santa killed her dad.
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I don't if I am supposed to laugh at that, but I did, really loud too.
 
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