My favorite Google joke so far

[Karl151k]

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

Google's April Fools (I hope) joke of the year. The questionaire is especially hilarious.

Question # 6: If I was unexpectedly confronted with the emergence of a bewilderingly alien and frighteningly advanced Martian life form which appeared bent on killing me if I failed to quickly and effectively communicate my peaceful intentions and potential value to its civilization, I would
-Die
-Whip out my handy universal transcorder and start schmoozing my ass off.
-Well, given that there's no such thing as a transcorder that works for a Martian language that we haven't even heard yet, I guess I'd just do my best to seem non-threatening while communicating my peaceful intentions with subtly universal hand gestures.
-Run straight toward the Martian while screaming wildly and brandishing whatever weapon happens to be handy.

 

[Will Clegg]

I thought that this was the April Fool's Joke...

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html

Maybe there is more than one this year.

 

[Capt Quirk]

"How does it work? Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality (see Grandfather Paradox)."



Too funny! I'm not too sure about the Virgle one though... What better way to get rid of the Phone Sanitizers, the Hairstylists, and other non productive types?