MsManhattan
Well-known member
Yo, all you old-timers with your X-thousand posts
You get the respect of all the down forum hosts.
But what about us newbies
who put down our doobies
and forgot about our ex
to hook up instead on the forum dvx?
You're intimidating when we're just starting out,
But its liberating when we finally jump and shout.
So out I must cry:
Yo, don't be shy,
Go ahead and try
and post a small reply.
Post a new thread
before u go to bed,
and in the morning you'll be fed
when your thread was read.
You're sure to have replies
and then you'll feel so fly,
that you'll do it again until you're really high
with your posts,
and you will coast
and someday finally boast
that u have a thousand
and can do some carousin'
in front of your tripod,
shake your crazy bod
like that dude Blackhawk with the haircut mod.
The next thing you know,
you will have to show
your 10,000-posts-strong Vi-DEE-O,
and you will get a Hell-lo!
from Oppressor L-O-B-Yo.
So lets hear it for the newbies, a big shout out,
DVXuser is your confidence route.
Start with one, go to seven,
ten and eleven,
Twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
You know what I mean.
That's all I have to say
'cept this is the day
I get to double digits
so I had to fidget
with this 10th-post joint
just to make the point
I'm a cruisah-paloozah
on the DVXUsah.
You get the respect of all the down forum hosts.
But what about us newbies
who put down our doobies
and forgot about our ex
to hook up instead on the forum dvx?
You're intimidating when we're just starting out,
But its liberating when we finally jump and shout.
So out I must cry:
Yo, don't be shy,
Go ahead and try
and post a small reply.
Post a new thread
before u go to bed,
and in the morning you'll be fed
when your thread was read.
You're sure to have replies
and then you'll feel so fly,
that you'll do it again until you're really high
with your posts,
and you will coast
and someday finally boast
that u have a thousand
and can do some carousin'
in front of your tripod,
shake your crazy bod
like that dude Blackhawk with the haircut mod.
The next thing you know,
you will have to show
your 10,000-posts-strong Vi-DEE-O,
and you will get a Hell-lo!
from Oppressor L-O-B-Yo.
So lets hear it for the newbies, a big shout out,
DVXuser is your confidence route.
Start with one, go to seven,
ten and eleven,
Twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
You know what I mean.
That's all I have to say
'cept this is the day
I get to double digits
so I had to fidget
with this 10th-post joint
just to make the point
I'm a cruisah-paloozah
on the DVXUsah.
