Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

[David Jimerson]

Magnolia
Requiem for a Dream

 

[HorseFilms]

Magnolia
Requiem for a Dream

I couldn't agree more.:beer:

 

[Mark Harris]

That is mindless humor at it's best...

Yeah, Ace pretty much rules the school...

 

[Chris Messineo]

Hi Chris,

I am aware of Rick from the novel (and his sacrifce on 9/11)

Wow. I'm sure it was a privledge too know him.

John,

As I imagine it is with most men like this, I knew him for a couple of years before I even began to discover a bit of his amazing history. He couldn't have been more humble.

Chris

 

[Mark Harris]

I love Darko; from the opening riff of Echo's The Killing Moon I was hooked.

And then they changed the song on the Directors Cut. rogar-Angry(DBG):

I love DD too. I love it because it's just a little messy and not too tightly wrapped up. Leaves some stuff to the imagination. Gave me the sense that the fimmaker was really shooting for something high, even if he did not quite hit the mark. That and the montage to tears for fears at the school and a very cool performance by the Swaz...

 

[DarkMatter]

Ok ready, here's a few i pulled from my Netflix rated. I hated the fallowing movies so much i would rather strep vomit on than watch a second time.

1.BLIND BEAST AND KILLER DWARF
2.FEAST (PROJECT GREENLIGHT) YEP!
3.CALVAIRE
4.INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE (USED TO LIKE THIS DON'T REMEMBER WHY)
5.ART OF THE DEVIL 2 (DISFUKINGUSTING)
6.BROKEN SAINTS
7.BAISE MOI
8.FELLINI SATYRICON
9.LEY LINES/BLACK LABEL
10.MPD PSYCHO 1-3
11.CRASH (DAVID LYNCH)
12.KILLER CONDOM
13.MEET THE FEEBLES
14.IRREVERSIBLE
15.MAN BITES DOG
16.VISITOR Q

 

[Pen Cap Chew]

11.CRASH (DAVID LYNCH)

David Cronenberg, not Lynch

 

[Sad Max]

'Down With Love.'

Hell, I'd rather get vomited on, myself, than endure that crapola, again.

 

[TimurCivan]

David Cronenberg, not Lynch

well theres two movies called crash... one about car accident sex, and one about rascism.

 

[TimurCivan]

And yea, base moi was a TERRRIBLE movie, depite the XXX sex scenes......

 

[Mark Harris]

well theres two movies called crash... one about car accident sex, and one about rascism.

Neither of which was directed by David Lynch

 

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Although if you added some walking bass lines to Cronenberg's crash and ended the movie 10 minutes earlier before anything was resolved, that one might pass for a Lynch.

you might need to add a little person to really fool the Lynch aficionados though.

 

[TimurCivan]

If you think Lynch likes midgets.... you should see Werner Herzogs, "even dwarfs start small....." Jesus.....

 

[J.R. Hudson]

Lynch

Just

don't

get

it

-

 

[Mark Harris]

Is that the one with the midget on the poney, being chased by the 30lb chicken?

If you think Lynch likes midgets.... you should see Werner Herzogs, "even dwarfs start small....." Jesus.....

 

[DarkMatter]

Ok I lied Lynch didn't direct Crash, And yes midgets rule.... Anyone seen Freaks b/w.

 

[Sad Max]

I hear 'Freaks' was banned in England for many, many years.

And, I believe the politically-correct term, is normality-impaired.

 

[TimurCivan]

Is that the one with the midget on the poney, being chased by the 30lb chicken?

Oh lord i wish!!!!!!!!!

 

[DarkMatter]

All great movies have at least one little person in them.

 

[rapsucks]

And, I believe the politically-correct term, is normality-impaired.

Holy macaroni, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Good show.