Movie Quote Time!

[armisiano]

Is there a movie quote that you cannot help but say/hear in your head every time something in particular happens?

Use this: Every time _______, I can't help but think, "________".

I'll start, and this is true:

Every time I see a motorcycle I like, I can't help but think, "Say, that's a nice bike". (ala Robert Patrick in T2)

Anyone?

 

[Kirk Gillock]

Every time I see a guy in a suit holding a coffee cup, I can't help but think, "Hey Peter, what's happening? Did you get the memo about the TPS reports?" (from Office Space)

 

[Pettersen]

Every time I walk into a circus, I can't help but think,"Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich." (from Fear and loathing in Las Vegas)

 

[Sad Max]

Every time I walk into contract negotiations, I can't help but think of Michael Moriarity, from The Stuff.

"People call me 'Mo.' Because no matter how much you think you're going to pay me, I always want just a little bit mo.'"

 

[Luis Caffesse]

Every time we're on a road trip and my wife asks if we need to stop to get gas,
I can't help but respond with, "I don't need gas" (ala Rutger Hauer in The Hitcher)

 

[Jeremy Ordan]

I thought this was going to come strangely close to this http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=41580 discussion but alas...

Everytime I need to take a piss I am always reminded of the great line from The Doom Generation: I must piss.

Speaking of which.