Most Embarrassing DVD In Your Collection?

I own Hellblock 13 (because an actor I work with was in it).
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Really bad Troma distributed film, but... well nothing else to say... really bad Troma distributed film.

-Jeremy
 
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Man, probably 40% of my DVDs are crap. Let's just say "Freddy Got Fingered" is one of the better ones in my 40% crap pile.
 
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I'd give almost anything if somebody could find the ORIGINAL Blockbuster VHS tape that some... er... friends of mine replaced the soundtrack on... Yes, these deviants laughed at the British accents used for Asians and decided to replace just a phrase in the actual rented tape... then one thing led to another and 3 rentals and 2 weeks later the entire soundtrack was replaced... 19 years ago... Amazingly nobody copied the final result... upon realizing that nobody had a copy they tried to rent it again but the video was rented non-stop for 6 months until it was pulled.

I think these... uh... friends... started IT all. What is "it"?

"It" is Mystery Science Theater 3000... and all the other stuff like that which became common 5 or so years later.

Damn crafty friends... well anyway that IS the crappiest DVD and it's also the one I'm the most proud of.
 
Okay, Horse, I think I can beat you. But this is so humiliating regardless of how I happened to obtain it. I filled out a questionaire from MGM with the promise of a free DVD. This is what they sent...:shocked:

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cygnet74 said:
hi. this may very well end up as the most pointess thread i've started but...

looking over my collection, i have a few titles in there that simply do not fit amongst all the bergman, kieslowski and tarkovsky titles. for example, Teen Witch. admitedly, it belongs to my girlfriend but it sticks out like a sore thumb when friends peruse my DVDs. I also had the criterion release of Armegeddon I acquired from an EX-girlfriend, but eventually sold it. :)
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This is a great thread.

Teen Witch huh? Do you remember that scene that goes:

"I'm hot and you're not,
if you wanna hang with me I'll give ya one shot,
Top that, top that..." recite that to your girlfriend and she'll laugh.

John Hudson: 16 Candles and The Breakfast Club are awesome. Actually, I don't own them, but I would like to. I've been meaning to get them for a while now.

One DVD I own that is embarassing is: Showdown in Little Tokyo oh my, talk about lame.
 
Noct said:
This is a great thread.

Teen Witch huh? Do you remember that scene that goes:

"I'm hot and you're not,
if you wanna hang with me I'll give ya one shot,
Top that, top that..." recite that to your girlfriend and she'll laugh.
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LOL!!! Is it sad that I remember that?!
 
how about a tape! or better yet a beta smaller version of vcr tape of "up in smoke" and a old girlfriend forgot to give back tape of" BARFLY"
 
Noct said:
Teen Witch huh? Do you remember that scene that goes:

"I'm hot and you're not,
if you wanna hang with me I'll give ya one shot,
Top that, top that..." recite that to your girlfriend and she'll laugh.
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no need to remind her, she recites it whenever she wants to get under my skin. she knows i think its the most retarded song in the world.
 
I'm not embarrassed by anything I own, not even "The Chronicles of Riddick," because it came in a two-pack with "Serenity" and it actually cost less for the pack than "Serenity" by itself.

I do have a number of "why do I own X when I don't own Y?" situations, though.
 
This is hard. I know I should be embarrassed of it, but I'm actually not, because it's so bad, it's good.

SOLDIER

Kurt Russell has like 4 lines in the whole thing. It's terrible. But I've watched it like 2 dozen times. Guilty Pleasure.
 
KingVidiot said:
Boondock Saints...
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WHOA! That is not embarrassing. I applaud you for having that DVD in your collection.

However, mine are really awful.

Spongebob Squarepants the Movie

Mr. Mom

Wow.

-Z
 
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