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Doc Bernard

Doc Bernard

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Learned my lesson from the last one, so: Copy /Paste here we go:

Casting Call - younger and older armpit models (Studio City)

Date: 2009-08-19, 10:49AM PDT
Reply to: gigs-r35z2-1331439117@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Over 18 up to 50. Be sexy, friendly, open minded and ready to work. Send your pictures and number ASAP. only need two models right now. No sex, No nudity. Start at $1,500 per week. Details when you are called back.


Location: Studio City
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $1,500 per week.


Response on CL:
DO NOT RESPOND TO ARMPIT GUY (Anywhere)

Date: 2009-09-02, 1:14PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-ydbex-1355373617@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

He won't pay, he just wants your number and picture so he can call you and beat off.

Get real, no one is going to pay $1000 for some armpit fetish, his posts also belong in

"adult" and not "talent."

Please do not respond to this f### creep.

Location: Anywhere
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
 
Looking for college-aged males for photo shoot (s)
Must be:
- Age 18 and older
- Open-minded (some nudity may be required)
- Clean
- Able to work alone
No experience needed other than following instructions.
Please reply with self description and photo(s)

Might just be me, but that seems like an extremely odd thing to ask of models.
 
At least he is honest!

At least he is honest!

18-21 yr old hot male models needed Private gig. ( West Hills)

Date: 2009-09-03, 3:37PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-n6u3q-1357286870@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

YOU MUST BE IN GREAT SHAPE, WELL ENDOWED, BETWEEN 18-21 and OPEN MINDED. Bi or gay a plus. Details when you are called back. White guys preferred. Swimmers, underwear model body type to the front! Your bulge must look great in tight underwear, not boxers. Bi and gay sub types. Excellent pay and fun work. $1,000 per week to start. Send your pictures and phone number asap.


Location: West Hills
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $1,000 per week to start.
PostingID: 1357286870
 
I once put up an ad for a Time Couch that I claimed could transport you to the past. I got at least 3 serious contacts asking me what I wanted for it in broken English.
 
Hey, I have a Time Couch!

But it needs minor repairs; it's temporarily stuck on the forward 1x setting.

Yours for $500, pick up at your convenience.
 
jpastuch said:
I once put up an ad for a Time Couch that I claimed could transport you to the past. I got at least 3 serious contacts asking me what I wanted for it in broken English.
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Ahhh, the broken English response. It's so frustrating when you're actually trying to get rid of stuff, and the only responses you get are, "I am committed to be purchasing your posted listings of said items on craigslist. And wish for you to be removing of the ads and will be happy to reimburse you payment most hastily."

If scammers wanted to be more productive, you would think they would take a quick course in grammar/syntax.
 
I saw a post earlier (gone now, so I can't copy/paste) offering a rideshare. All the driver required is that interested women send him nude pictures first.
 
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