Monk-E-Mail
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J.R. Hudson
Spirit Animal
Now that is some funny shite there!
Robert Eldon
Well-known member
That... is... creepy.
CallaghanFilms
Veteran
Good stuff.
Today (well Friday...today on the east coast) is my daughter Shea's third birthday, so I sent her a Monk-E-Card that she'll get a kick outta.
wow..... you could do lots of very interesting thigns with that......
imgentertainment@mac
The Reverend
Check out my monkey. Make sure you listen to the audio
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=5693991
I'm sorry someone had to do it
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=5693991
I'm sorry someone had to do it
damn. im sorry too..... try chopping the Samuel L Jackson Soundboard at Ebaums world. com......
imgentertainment@mac
The Reverend
that is such a good idea
thats why they pay me the big buck..... oh shoot no im unemployed.
Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
Ha! LOL 
Monkeys are great.
True story. I visited a Thai friend the other day and he said, "Do you want to see my new monkey?" Of course the anwser is, "Yes!" So he points under a table and there is some kind of furry creature clingy on to the furniture. My friend tries to remove the monkey but it starts screaming and it won't let go. I tell him, "Nevermind." And then he informs me that he bought the monkey for $8 at a local market. "Wow! That's a great price for a monkey! I want one!" But then he said that this monkey is poisonous. "What? You bought a poisonous monkey? On purpose?" He then showed his hand wear the monkey bit him. "The poisonous monkey bit you?" My friend said he had to pay another $10 for medical treatment. "Well yea, of course, they sell the poisonous monkey cheap because they know you'll make up for it in hospital bills." My friend then tries to sell me his poisonous monkey for $5. True story.
Monk e-mail is good. Poison monkeys are bad.
Monkeys are great.True story. I visited a Thai friend the other day and he said, "Do you want to see my new monkey?" Of course the anwser is, "Yes!" So he points under a table and there is some kind of furry creature clingy on to the furniture. My friend tries to remove the monkey but it starts screaming and it won't let go. I tell him, "Nevermind." And then he informs me that he bought the monkey for $8 at a local market. "Wow! That's a great price for a monkey! I want one!" But then he said that this monkey is poisonous. "What? You bought a poisonous monkey? On purpose?" He then showed his hand wear the monkey bit him. "The poisonous monkey bit you?" My friend said he had to pay another $10 for medical treatment. "Well yea, of course, they sell the poisonous monkey cheap because they know you'll make up for it in hospital bills." My friend then tries to sell me his poisonous monkey for $5. True story.
Monk e-mail is good. Poison monkeys are bad.
imgentertainment@mac
The Reverend
Wow PK the is awesome. I wish I could just go over to a friends house and he would try and sell me a monkey. That is just to cool.
That is just wrong.
Chris Messineo
Veteran
That was awesome!
Chris
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Jay Rodriguez
Coffee Member
buahahah.... where do u guys find these things?!