grinner
Carbonite Member
Man, I dunno how they do it but they do.
So like, we had Granny out front all chillin' in nice weather. I decided to hop on my bike for a lil fun n fitness. Nan immediatly started naggin' me about wearing a helmet. Dude, that just aint how we did it back in my day and it makes things dangerous for due to distraction alone. I was in the driveway explaining this while balancing at almost a stop. If you ever raced BMX, you know what I'm talking about. It becomes a game of skill minus the adrenaline. I was not hotdoggin'.
Anyway, as I was stating my case on why I need no helmet, I made a slight U turn and my front wheel sunk in the yard. It came to a dead stop on a tree root and although I was going like, 1 or 2mph, dude I'm a big boy I guess cuz daddy flew over the handle bars like a fat kid chasin' cake. I did an awesome tuck n roll to avoid any injury but that only made it look worse to Nan and poor Granny. By the time I hopped up like PeeWee Herman with two thumbs up and a "I meant to do that." Nan was on top of me with a barage of I told you sos.
dammit.
Now, I did not go put a helmet on. I just put the freakin bike away.
So like, we had Granny out front all chillin' in nice weather. I decided to hop on my bike for a lil fun n fitness. Nan immediatly started naggin' me about wearing a helmet. Dude, that just aint how we did it back in my day and it makes things dangerous for due to distraction alone. I was in the driveway explaining this while balancing at almost a stop. If you ever raced BMX, you know what I'm talking about. It becomes a game of skill minus the adrenaline. I was not hotdoggin'.
Anyway, as I was stating my case on why I need no helmet, I made a slight U turn and my front wheel sunk in the yard. It came to a dead stop on a tree root and although I was going like, 1 or 2mph, dude I'm a big boy I guess cuz daddy flew over the handle bars like a fat kid chasin' cake. I did an awesome tuck n roll to avoid any injury but that only made it look worse to Nan and poor Granny. By the time I hopped up like PeeWee Herman with two thumbs up and a "I meant to do that." Nan was on top of me with a barage of I told you sos.
dammit.
Now, I did not go put a helmet on. I just put the freakin bike away.