Mohamed Mohamed...

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...is the name of a friend of mine. He is a Canadian of Egyptian origin, I have known him for twelve years. He's bugging me and my wife for so long to take him on a visit to my native land, that we finally agreed to bring him with us to our trip to work on 'Dance on Thin Ice', a documentary we are working on.

We flew to Munich, Germany, rented a car, and continued to Austria and Czech Republic. It only took until the first rest stop along the autobahn from Munich to Salzburg before we got 'carded' by ununiformed Bundespolizei in unmarked car. They took away our passports, scanned it with some kind of device, and then let us go. On the inquiry by my wife, who by this time was raging red because we were such sheep as to give our prized Canadian passports to two big guys in dark clothes and a dark BMW in a foreign country, they said they didn't need a reason to ask for IDs, and that we were close to an international border, so they were on a security watch.

International border, my foot! We were further away from it than the distance within which half of Canadian population lives from the US border! By that logic, you could be routinely stopped by cops in the streets of Toronto and asked to produce an ID, a concept I strongly dislike. Having lived in a totalitarian regime before, I really cherish the freedom I feel in Canada and the US. On the other hand, my friend M.M. was not exactly friendly-looking, so I don't blame them - the laws of the land permit them to do so, and so they did. At least they were polite...

On our way back (the day after the bombings in London, which, I am sure, didn't help the situation much), everyone is whisked through the airline check-in at Munich airport, except M.M. His Canadian passport was apparently not enough - they asked him about his address, postal code, how long he has lived in Canada, wanted to see his driver's license (which he didn't have), business cards, credit cards, before letting him to check in.

As soon as we landed in Canada, the story continues. Everyone goes smoothly through the customs, except M.M. (and us, thank to all the baggage being on the same cart). This time, they wanted to use a sniff dog to check what's on him. There was no sniff dog on duty, and my wife chatted up the customs officer, so they just asked a few questions about where we'd been, what we'd purchased, and let us go.

Why am I relating this story? :huh: It was a very interesting experience, from both human and film making perspectives. It's all about behavior, and I got to observe a lot of it. Never before have I seen M.M. acting so weird. He was not the 'I have a bottle of booze I did not declare' kind of weird - he was... 'unfriendly, but scared Arab male' kind of weird. It gave me some perspective on how cultural and racial profiling feels to those who are its subject, and it reassured me that there is a huge culture clash when it comes to dealing with authority and the emotions resulting from it.

Heh - and if anyone has wondered what's XCheck up to when not posting long irrelevant rants in the Cafe, that's it: I've been travelling.

Cheers, everyone! :beer: I am on a withdrawal mission after drinking all that good Czech beer every night... :cry:
 
For some reason when I saw the title of your post I thought it was the name of Woody Allen's latest film...

Anyway, welcome home. :)
 
I really feel for you and your friend. We live in a real strange world any more. I am a real big fan of civil liberties and abhore the expansion of police powers. But the world has taken a real strange turn lately. Have you ever heard of the term "cognitive dissonance". It was a word that I learned in my Psychology minor classes back in the day and is the stress that one feels by holding two opposing thoughts (or view points) in your mind at the same time. Anymore, it seems to be a constant state of mind,as to the current state of world affairs. I hate the intrusion upon the civil liberties of innocent persons, yet, I see the need for vigilance to stop the possible actions of extremist individuals.

I do not know what the answer is. My only advice is, make a movie, express your views and experiences. Who knows, it may change things.
 
It sounds like you are shooting the wrong documentary!

I would start shooting "Mohamed Mohamed" right away.

Just travel with the guy and shoot what happens. It would be fascinating.

Chris
 
I agree 100% with Rosestar.

CMessineo is right - that would be absolutely fascinating and could almost certainly get a LARGE audience these days.
 
Thanks Shaw. BTW, you did shoot footage of your trip didn't you? If you did, you are already started.

I do not want to push something onto you that you do not want to do. But, if you feel as insensed about what happened as you post sounds, then make it into a doc. I understand any reticence, it may cause you some social pressure. Strike that, it may cause you a lot of social pressure. All I can offer is long distance "atta boys". It would be cool though. Give it some thought. I do not know at what level of filmmaking you are at, but I have heard that the National Film Board of Canada is pretty progressive about their sponsership of documentaries. This situation may be a way for you to get nation wide coverage as a filmmaker, albeit, a socially dangerous way to do it. Give it some thought.

Now for the major peer pressure: "Ok mutha ****er, you want to ***** about a social situation!!! Well then, do something about it. You call yourself a filmmaker? Well then, make a film!!!"

Yeah, no one will fault you for not being willing to tackle this. But if you chose to, you have a lot of friends here that will do there best to help you.

Good luck.
 
He he - good responses, guys.

Yeah, Mohamed Mohamed The Movie is coming, eventually. My wife and I (and him) have been joking about doing 'Barbarian Travels', with him as the host. That should be hillarious!

Well, as a pay back for showing off Czech Republic to him, he's promising a guided trip to Egypt, back to his old neighborhood in Cairo, where his 40+ cousins still live. None of that Travel Agency **** with convoys of armed guards! That will be the trip of a lifetime... However, I have to keep working on what I started over a year ago, not to lose the focus, and then I'll go on the next project.

Oh man, if I could tell you all about M.M.'s life story, you guys would be amazed. I have some footage of that, but he was a little shy (had to have a few drinks to start talking), so it doesn't look too good - plus, so far it's all just a 'talking head'. I am determined to make a film about him, though - one of these days. His story is priceless, I swear.

J.
 
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