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Hello....

I don't have much to say...but I do think it would be good to have some Holy Santos brought to the forum to guard the threads, and to bring us good luck. El Snacho Del Nino Del Tocha is a good one. My Aunt Concha has seen him.

And...we have a great FFA schedule lined up, and I'd like to see more of that...

If you vote for me....all of your wildest dreams will come true. Thank you.

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Barry_S said:
Well, for starters, you'd have to be able to--


  • Eat a 32 oz Porterhouse steak and then run a triathlon in a bunny suit
  • Thrust an ungloved hand into a box of rubber snakes
  • Allow us to implant "the chip" in your brain
  • Be able to speak "monkey"
  • Possess a current oil tanker captain's license
  • Let us to call you "Skippy"
  • Survive a run through Barry Green's "Vegas Gauntlet of Terror"
If you can handle all that and have the $25,000 "tribute", you'll enter the apprentice program with the others in Terry Lasater's basement.
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LOL! Man, look what I miss when I leave town for a day. :)
 
Barry_S said:
Well, for starters, you'd have to be able to--


  • Eat a 32 oz Porterhouse steak and then run a triathlon in a bunny suit
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Funny you should mention that actually...
  • Thrust an ungloved hand into a box of rubber snakes
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Check again, although I was never sure whose hand it was in the first place (was no longer attached to owner)
  • Allow us to implant "the chip" in your brain
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I would prefer to have "the ernie" or even "the uncle charlie" implanted into my brain, but I did enjoy that show so "the chip" is not a deal breaker for me
  • Be able to speak "monkey"
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Eech Eech Icky Ei Ei Ei!
(which roughly translates to)
Eech Eech Icky Ei Ei Ei!
  • Possess a current oil tanker captain's license
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only temporarily suspended, I was just under the permamnet supension cut off for causing the deaths of 10,000 or more marine animals (9,789 -- whew -- no more Nyquil for me on long hauls!)
  • Let us to call you "Skippy"
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Sorry! Deal Breaker. F that job, man!
 
Hudson LOVES tha' gangsta' rap. He told me he's the biggest Eazy-E & Mac-10 fan there is. He definitely keeps it real!!

~reservoir~
 
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