moderators

It says so in the reason they've been (soft) deleted: they were political. Not just political, but inflammatory political.

Political topics are not allowed.
 
how can I aply for this job? (I mean for the moderator job) ehat kind of qualifications do I need?
 
Well, for starters, you'd have to be able to--


  • Eat a 32 oz Porterhouse steak and then run a triathlon in a bunny suit
  • Thrust an ungloved hand into a box of rubber snakes
  • Allow us to implant "the chip" in your brain
  • Be able to speak "monkey"
  • Possess a current oil tanker captain's license
  • Let us to call you "Skippy"
  • Survive a run through Barry Green's "Vegas Gauntlet of Terror"
If you can handle all that and have the $25,000 "tribute", you'll enter the apprentice program with the others in Terry Lasater's basement.

surf said:
how can I aply for this job? (I mean for the moderator job) ehat kind of qualifications do I need?
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...well, the chip implant... I have already one in my brain..., and there is only one socket, so I suppose that, you will need to ... ...exchange it. I hope this is not a base problem
 
Barry_S said:
you'll enter the apprentice program with the others in Terry Lasater's basement.
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It's really cold and damp down here too. Sometimes when we're good and quiet for about 2 days or so Terry will slide his table scraps under the door to us. He eats a lot of spam and pork rinds though, so it's stinky in here too.
 
Barry_S said:
Well, for starters, you'd have to be able to--


  • Eat a 32 oz Porterhouse steak and then run a triathlon in a bunny suit
  • Thrust an ungloved hand into a box of rubber snakes
  • Allow us to implant "the chip" in your brain
  • Be able to speak "monkey"
  • Possess a current oil tanker captain's license
  • Let us to call you "Skippy"
  • Survive a run through Barry Green's "Vegas Gauntlet of Terror"
If you can handle all that and have the $25,000 "tribute", you'll enter the apprentice program with the others in Terry Lasater's basement.
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Hey, that's me down to a tee... Where do I send the cheque? Not to that idiot Hudson is it!?
 
sorry i posted something about politics.

sorry that i listen to rap john :(

ill watch what i post on these boards. i still love this place, don't get me wrong. :)
 
aaron_wade said:
sorry i posted something about politics.

sorry that i listen to rap john :(

ill watch what i post on these boards. i still love this place, don't get me wrong. :)
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Its a free country; I was just kidding. :undecided :huh:
 
Barry_S said:
Well, for starters, you'd have to be able to--

  • Eat a 32 oz Porterhouse steak and then run a triathlon in a bunny suit
  • Thrust an ungloved hand into a box of rubber snakes
  • Allow us to implant "the chip" in your brain
  • Be able to speak "monkey"
  • Possess a current oil tanker captain's license
  • Let us to call you "Skippy"
  • Survive a run through Barry Green's "Vegas Gauntlet of Terror"
If you can handle all that and have the $25,000 "tribute", you'll enter the apprentice program with the others in Terry Lasater's basement.
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LOL The funniest thing posted EVER!!! :laugh:
 
Pookie is the Moderator of our Lives. He keeps us in check. Makes us stand in the corner when we've been bad. It's tough love, but it's good love.

:)
 
If Elected Moderator, I Solemnly Swear....





I will do nothing and then act like I did it...

I will learn big words...

The word "lite" will never appear with the word "beer"...

There will not only be yards of beer, there will be yards of coffee...

I will pray at the Shrine of the Hudson now and then...

Everyone's post count will increase by 9...

The small town of Nizhnekolymsk in northern Siberia shall be renamed "Jarred", in honour of Jarred Land...

The small town of Hudson in Maine shall be renamed "Hudson", in honour of John Hudson...

Friday will become part of the weekend...


Thank you,

Pookie:thumbsup:
 
yeah well...$#&@ THE MODS!!

jk...I DIDNT CURSE AT THE MODERATORS!! MUAHHAHA!!

...man if i were moderator...things would def. not change..but id feel like a special little boy....having my name in bright yellow letters...being able to controll peoples posts...edit them...delete them (only if Aaron Wade posts)...jus kiddinn

wait a sec....if a mod curses off another mod...its like...not deflectable...you both have same powers...unlike us..the poor helpless people of this forum...BAHHHHH!!!

oh yea btw...i did all the requirements to be mod...except speak monkey, eat a 32 oz Porterhouse steak, run a triathlon in a bunny suit, throw my hand into a box of rubber snakes, call me skippy, get a oil tanker captain's license, put a chip into my brain, $25,000??!!? dudes...thats like years for me...subway is a poor ass company, and Barrys Gauntlet of Terror.

yeah...i think i qualify to be a mod....

Barry_S said:
Well, for starters, you'd have to be able to--


  • Eat a 32 oz Porterhouse steak and then run a triathlon in a bunny suit
  • Thrust an ungloved hand into a box of rubber snakes
  • Allow us to implant "the chip" in your brain
  • Be able to speak "monkey"
  • Possess a current oil tanker captain's license
  • Let us to call you "Skippy"
  • Survive a run through Barry Green's "Vegas Gauntlet of Terror"
If you can handle all that and have the $25,000 "tribute", you'll enter the apprentice program with the others in Terry Lasater's basement.
Click to expand...
 
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