Dear Weather Network.
This is a quick note to inform you of your new competition in online weather forecasting.
The new site will be called Mino’s weather. I have just enough money left after buying some tape and a new camera battery to purchase a web hosting package devoted to this cause. I am also going to use a new technology that will accurately predict the weather fifty percent of the time, unlike your method which is wrong ninety percent of the time. My new high tech device is a Canadian quarter which I will flip nightly to predict weather for following day. Heads will equal RAIN and tails SUN. If the quarter should happen to roll off the table following flip, SNOW….And if the cat should make off with the quarter after it falls off the table, TORNADO WARNING. I have no idea how you guys predict weather, but it is clear to me that my system will blow yours out of the water. I think your meteorologist died ten years ago but left you with a long range twenty year forecast he typed one night drunk. I thought it would only be fitting to let you know of this new service so you could all dust off your resumes. By the way….Tomorrow’s forecast is wrong again, I just did a test flip and it was tails……FOOLS!
This is a quick note to inform you of your new competition in online weather forecasting.
The new site will be called Mino’s weather. I have just enough money left after buying some tape and a new camera battery to purchase a web hosting package devoted to this cause. I am also going to use a new technology that will accurately predict the weather fifty percent of the time, unlike your method which is wrong ninety percent of the time. My new high tech device is a Canadian quarter which I will flip nightly to predict weather for following day. Heads will equal RAIN and tails SUN. If the quarter should happen to roll off the table following flip, SNOW….And if the cat should make off with the quarter after it falls off the table, TORNADO WARNING. I have no idea how you guys predict weather, but it is clear to me that my system will blow yours out of the water. I think your meteorologist died ten years ago but left you with a long range twenty year forecast he typed one night drunk. I thought it would only be fitting to let you know of this new service so you could all dust off your resumes. By the way….Tomorrow’s forecast is wrong again, I just did a test flip and it was tails……FOOLS!
