Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

[kyledroid]

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:355506


Man, that would have been a great movie!

 

[alveraz]

The funny thing is, if that was real, I'd believe he wrote it. Terrible.

 

[Drew Ott]

Haha that's hilarious.

Batman: Back in black.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

Is this real?

I found this funny:

"we pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world"

oh gosh, somebody help us...

 

[C Walker]

that's funny

 

[Capt Quirk]

Bogus, but funny as hell in a pubescent sort of way.

 

[kyledroid]

Ofcourse it's real, I mean the title page has Michaels name all over it? ;-)

 

[pmark23]

Hey, I already posted this in the Michael Bay hate thread. Thief!

 

[Kirk Gillock]

Hilarious!!! Whoever wrote it should get a job in Hollywood.