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[Pookie]

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[Jawa Ex Machina]

Funny.

Except all 3d films are digital, and there are no "cigarette burns" in a digital film. Also, no projectionist I've ever met calls them "cigarette burns" in real life. That's something Chuck Palahniuk made up when he wrote Fight Club.

Letters with instructions like this come all the time. It's not uncommon at all.

 

[Zak Forsman]

this might as well be a response to the fake projectionist's letter.

 

[simonpwood]

From that video: "People looking up". So true.

Should be "Orange people looking up with a blue background" though.

 

[Ian-T]

These Hollywood actresses crack me up. Why does that girl look like she's been punched in the mouth?

 

[agcohn]

I have to agree with Michael Bay on this one.

That Projectionist says "Stop telling us how to do [our jobs]," but most of them clearly do not know how to do their jobs correctly.

 

[Batutta]

There are still projectionists?...I thought they were replaced by teenagers on break between filling the popcorn machine.

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

There are still projectionists?...I thought they were replaced by teenagers on break between filling the popcorn machine.

You're not going to the right theaters.

 

[Luke]

There are still projectionists?...I thought they were replaced by teenagers on break between filling the popcorn machine.

Sadly I think this is true most of the time :/

 

[snowleopard]

Lame.

 

[BLahey]

I'm blaming this on hipsters.