Ryan (if that is your real name) you have the best line right here:
" I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot."
Laughing my ass off...:grin:
(PS: I just got a thick envelope from some research company in Ohio. I hope it's not anthrax. If this is my last post for the next three days, call the cops).
EDIT: I'm alive. They just want to sell me a revolutionary space heater.