Let Off A Little Steam...

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Did I mention she drove to meet a bunch of friends for breakfast before bringing them all back to my place to make a video trailer for The Crucible? (translates: party?) And all my lighting equipment is still in the livingroom? And my curtains are all down except for one measly panel? (I still dont understand the "why" of that one.)

Oh yeah... I drive a Honda Civic and she has a TOWNCAR??? but no license or job??? (Aren't grandma's wonderful?) >:(
 
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Ooh, okay, she touched the lighting equiptment? That's a no no. In all rights they could have actually been making a trailer. I had assignments like that in school.

She didn't get a hold of the DVX though did she? I have a feeling she might be up for adoption had that been the case.
 
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I'm pissed off that I can make everyone I know (off the internet) laugh until they piss themselves and yet on the internet and with you guys...

I get Nothing but BOMBS!!

:'(

oh...I'll keep trying...don't you worry... ;D
 
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Rant from this morning in my car looking in the rear view mirror

HEY!!!!!.......Get the **** of my ASS or I'm gonna throw this puppy in reverse at full speed and floor it...... Oh nice.... not only are you ONE ****ING INCH off my bumper, Your Yapping on a cell phone and eating a Bi.....Your eating a ****ing BIG MAC at one hundred miles an hour one inch off my bumper...Are you ****ing CRAZY get off my ASS...Lipstick...Your gonna put on lipstick NOW!!! JEEEEEEZ AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Who are These People. One day I'm gonna find one and follow them around all day at one hundred miles an hour with a loaded pistol with a hair trigger while eating chinese takeout and reading war and ****ing peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Since this is a 'free for all' rant, I have some recent casting call issues...

If I recieve one more actor's e-mail wondering how to sign up on my ****ing message board I'm going to bring my bat to the casting call... If you can't find the 'log-in here' section, how the **** are you going to find my set in middle of the desert!?!

By the way, what part of, 'no e-mail headshot submissions' don't you ****ing understand, you dumb-ass waiter!?!.

And by the way, no, I don't think showing up an hour early to 'chat with the director' is a good ****ing idea, matter of fact, seeing that you look like a shaved down wookie, it's best you just save your gas!!!...

Oh-my...I feel much better. Thanks

:D
 
Re: Let Off A Little Steam...

Since this is a 'free for all' rant, I have some recent casting call issues...

If I recieve one more actor's e-mail wondering how to sign up on my ****ing message board I'm going to bring my bat to the casting call... If you can't find the 'log-in here' section, how the **** are you going to find my set in middle of the desert!?!

By the way, what part of, 'no e-mail headshot submissions' don't you ****ing understand, you dumb-ass waiter!?!.

And by the way, no, I don't think showing up an hour early to 'chat with the director' is a good ****ing idea, matter of fact, seeing that you look like a shaved down wookie, it's best you just save your gas!!!...
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Sorry bro, I'll show up really late and chat with you then. ;D
 
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[quote author=Phil link=board=Offtopic;num=1100176257;start=0#14 date=11/11/04 at 23:47:29]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY ARE FOLLOW FOCUS' SO DAMN USEFUL YET SOO EXPENSIVE!!!![/quote]
Adenedum Phil, this was quite funny got a chuckle from me. :D
 
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[quote author=TC link=board=Offtopic;num=1100176257;start=15#28 date=11/13/04 at 00:03:21]
Adenedum Phil, this was quite funny got a chuckle from me. :D[/quote]
;D

In response to Mino:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

You know...I'm on my way to work today, and some guy was going slow as hell!!! So I decide to tail gate him...just to piss him off, I act like I'm on the phone...
Then to freak him out, I start putting on lipstick and now he's going nuts and...wait...ok he's gone...
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Oh ****...He's back...WITH A GUN!!!
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Why's he eating Chinese food??
 
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[quote author=Phil link=board=Offtopic;num=1100176257;start=30#31 date=11/13/04 at 11:27:02]NOTHING??

Dammit...[/quote]
IMHO, that's funnier than what you actually posted. :D
 
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>:( It was me acting like the guy behind Mino...

you know...if you have to explain it...NEVERMIND!

;D
 
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Hey Phil... That lipstick... Cool color. If i'd known it was you on my bumper I would have turned on the "acme" magnet and towed you for a few blocks save ya some gas ;D
 
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AHHHH!!!

Why are "acme" magnets so damned expensive??!!

;D
 
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Yeah, Acme charges a lot for their magnets. The real bargain is their anvils and malets.
 
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