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Don't forget to first throw down an "el" BEFORE the word.Just add an "o" at the end of every english word...
See? You're well on your way.:thumbsup:El Jackasso?![]()
Just add an "o" at the end of every english word.
I'm a jackass and have no real advice.![]()
Rosetta Stone is great but not cheap. You really need Levels 1 & 2 which gets to be expensive. Any half-decent library should have CDs and DVDs and they aren't bad.
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Can I buy you a drink? Puedo le compro una bebida.
Dos cervezas por favor. Two Beers Please.
cuarto de baño. Bathroom. (very important in case you need to exit via a backdoor or window)
I want to make love to you my darling. Quiero hacer amor usted a mi querido.
We won't get arrested will we? no conseguiremos arrestados nosotros?
If she's into kinky stuff and you get into a tight spot:
Homey don't play that. Hogareño no juegue eso.
You're what? ¿Usted es lo que?
I don't want to meet your mother. No quiero encontrar a su madre.
How much for you to forget the whole thing? Cuánto para que usted olvide el asunto?
Which way to the airport? ¿Qué manera al aeropuerto?
Holy crap, I think I just wrote a script!!
Best advice I can give you, IF you're serious about learning spanish, or any language, you have to surround yourself in that culture. Either spend lots of time in a spanish speaking country or date a native spanish speaker.
Did you know its actually easier to learn (to speak) Mandarin than Spanish?