I didn't even recognize what that really is, until I read the last one.
I have re-read the whole post, but I still do not understand the 1/3 of them. I ought to speak more English...
anyway, we have something like this in Hungarian language:
(Szól anyu!) - Soul a new! -- Mother's calling.
(Hol a nyuszi?) - Hole a new see? -- Where is the rabbit?
(Mi a f*sz van?) - Me of us one? -- What the f*ck?
(Kuki) - Cookie -- (it means cookie too, but in this case it is your one of your privy parts)
(Sirálytojás.) - Sheer I toy ash. -- seegull's egg
(Hány varjú van a vetésen?) - How war you on a vatation? -- How many crows are on the seedings?
(Van két macskám.) - One Kate much come. -- I have too cats
(Hideg van.) - He dag one. -- It is cold.
(Lukas trikó.) - Luke ash tree cow. -- There is a hole on the T-shirt.
(Vadkender) - What can there -- (it is a kind of drug)