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Terry_Lasater

Terry_Lasater

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The 4th panel is the strangest....you can hit the target instead of the guy next to it? You can now climb into your 1945 spitfire, complete with cavalry gloves and 1915 leather hat? You can watch foreign films, because only the subtitles are important. Painting from 2.5 feet away will be a joy, especially with your beret!

I like the testimonials.


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You missed the best part: the asterix under step 3, regardng the "painless procedure":

"*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA."

And this was great as well:

"LASIK@Home is 100% safe, but is only possible with the Scal-Pal™ laser. Do not try this with any other device.
IMPORTANT: Do not point any other laser (including laser pointers) at anyone's eye. Do not look directly at any laser."

This is one of the best phony websites I've seen (not as far as being authenic, but certainly the most entertaining...)
 
Newt said:
The 4th panel is the strangest....you can hit the target instead of the guy next to it?
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If I were the guy next to the target, that would be very important, to me...

Newt said:
You can now climb into your 1945 spitfire, complete with cavalry gloves and 1915 leather hat?
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More easily, anyway. And losing your glasses in a -3G dive is *such* a pain...especially if you have to retrieve them wearing cavalry gloves, and jam them back under your leather hat.

Newt said:
You can watch foreign films, because only the subtitles are important.
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The subtitles are what I go for. Nothing more thrilling than a daring choice of font...

Newt said:
Painting from 2.5 feet away will be a joy, especially with your beret!
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Everything is a joy, if you are lucky enough to be wearing a beret.
 
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