Kryptonite Locks pickable with Bic pen!

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:D

Great lines from WALKEN and TRUE ROMANCE:

Clifford Worley : I haven't seen Clarence.
Coccotti : You see that?
[Holding a clenched fist, then striking Clifford]
Coccotti : That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. ****s you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again. We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. Purple Cadillac. Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. Mr. Worley, you seen your son?

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Coccotti : The Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?

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Coccotti : Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.

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Clifford Worley : You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti : Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley : Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that **** fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti : Come again?
Clifford Worley : It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti : Yes...
Clifford Worley : So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****in' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley : No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti : [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley : Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley : Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]
 
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;D Did you just do those all from memory?
 
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[quote author=John Hudson link=board=Offtopic;num=1095910074;start=0#11 date=09/22/04 at 22:27:52]
Being chased my auto mechanics after stealing the car from their parking lot and towing the ride and broadsiding it into some steal road blocks
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you mean repoing? thats a crazy ass job man, sounds exciting, except for the taking the car away from the family who cant pay thing...
 
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that was a great movie and scene with Dennis Hopper and christopher Walken. Wasnt that Dennis Hopper???

Yeah she had a nice body John.. but after all she wanted to do me after I just pulled her out of bed with her BF.. She was kinda skanky.. Well kinda.. I mean really. i didnt tag it ;) lol
 
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LOL Fred! I see what your saying!

Rich - Yeah repo'ing. Great job; horrible hours. Average Pay.
 
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I used to seize cars for parking tickets for the NYC sheriffs Dept and that was rough in the beginning because they just gave us a badge and a gun, no kind of uniforms and a rental car. Plus at that time no one even knew there was a NYC sheriff because before the tow program they just seized money and property of store owners. So when we would pull up or stop people they wouldnt believe us who we were. We wound up chasing alot of people in the beginning. I even got in to a Starsky and Hutch type chase down some allys blasting through garbage cans and stuff. The great thing was that we had jurisdiction anywhere so we could come clip that nice shiney lock on a fence or garage and take your car. It was basically strong arming payment for the tickets. Sometimes the most unlikely people would get bold and try to eaither fight us or run so we got into the habit on a car stop to treat it like a major drug bust and scare them out of the car before we would say you have an outstanding judgement. We got into a few riots also. I got stabbed in the arm in one of them. The Hasidic communities were the worst, they would crowd around us to the point they were leaning on us and then some in the back would push the whole crowd into us starting it off. At least once a month that would happen. When we would call for back up the police would send a van full of women cops. I think the men cant touch another woman or something because they would run like rats jumping over each other trying to get away from them. We had a chase with one that wound up into an accident and the whole community stormed the precient we had him at and wouldnt leave. I mean the whole first floor was jam packed with them.

I found a few things in cars.
alot of guns.
drugs.
a dead dog.
no dildos...
a nasty ass old stinky diaper that smelled like someone died in it.
and alot of fake parking permits.
I learned to get into any car in about 5 seconds. If we couldnt get in we would go underneath and drop the tranmission linkage and shift into nuetral by hand, that took about 10 secs. if it was a 4x4 we used this thing called a go-jack, it would slip under the tires and you would step on them to jack the car up. Each Go-Jack had wheels so we would push the car to another block and call the flatbed to come get it.
 
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lol.. Wow.. sounds exciting... Just an observation however. To do commando swat like raids  on people for parking tickets? Wow! far f@#ing out.
Nothing towards you.. but what has this world come to?

As a bondsman there were instances where the guy on the other end could say the same about me however.

Just an observation

Fred

Was the go jack like a big skateboard but had an articulaing center pivot? i have seen those.. there awesome
 
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-looks like the makings of a soon to be great comedy, filmed on a DVX, of course, with the male lead played by Christopher Walken, maybe Emilio Estevez(he's not done anything in years, and this will be his "comeback" movie), with a supporting cast of ugly crack broads, and dildoes everywhere in the Hasidic community!! Hell, make it a MUSICAL!!! Guys, I smell money!!! ;D
 
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