kids these days

i was raised by a single mom too...i was a nastly little bastard up until about 10 or 11...tamed alot after that...but i would never talk to my mom like that. ever...she would have torn me apart. i did stuff like pull chairs out from under people as they were about to sit.
 
Joe

You have some Spalinin to do; 2 - 5 ?

Is a nightmare.
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I have two kids (3 1/2 and almost 6). While I don't think ANY stage is easy, I do think that between 2 and 5 is RELATIVELY easy.

No more diapers.
You can actually hold a conversation with them (they talk in sentences!)
You are still the center of their world (you don't have to compete yet with "that's what all the other kids do")
They're old enough to learn rules (and sometimes even follow them)
They're easy to intimidate (when you have to)
They start to understand humor and make jokes
They look forward to you coming home.
You're still smart
They say some of the funniest $hit
You don't have to worry about who they're hanging with
The only drugs they take are the ones you give them

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...
 
"Mooooom! I want some F--king chocalate milk!" I wouldn't hit him or give him time out I'd just unplug the xbox and throw it in the pool.
 
Am I the only one who thinks the mother lied about the chocolate milk? :evil:


I keed I keed. I would own that kids hide.
 
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