just in case you didn't know.

Is it possible that Casper Van Dien fell into his own cleft chin? Or maybe just his career did, because I haven't really noticed him in much of anything lately.

Carpe Dien...

This is what physicists call the Van Dien Chingularity. He's collapsed beyond the event horizon of the temporal-spatial distortion caused by his own chin. Watch out for the high-energy X-ray jets streaming from the cleft...
 
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