Josh Friedman posts again!

Oh, that was great fun. You know, it almost doesn't matter what you write, if you know how to write it...
 
Two of my favorite bits:

"Now, it is perhaps a testimony or a condemnation to the way that I've lived my life that at no point during my conversation with this hooker calling me from my office and asking for payment does my wife for EVEN AN INSTANT think that perhaps, yes, she should be concerned that a hooker is calling her husband at home asking for payment."

AND

There was definitely a moment of panic when I considered that the hooker was going to deny the whole thing and make me look foolish, but God bless her she SANG LIKE A CANARY!
I am not making that up. That is what the police officer said when she got off:
COP: My God. That woman SANG LIKE A CANARY." (For those of you who've never hear that line in real life, trust me, it's even better than you imagine it would be.)

lol.
 
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