Jessica Biel

Recently lost all my inhibitions about approaching and engaging incredibly hot women.

Can't go into too much detail on this, but it has come to pass that I no longer feel the urge to cower, scurry, beat cars (or cats), play tennis (okay, have never had this urge anyway), run two miles or fall into a weeping, slobbering, thumb-sucking fetal-position man-ball on the floor when in the company of girls of the caliber of Ms. Biel, Ms. Pfeiffer (the pfwoman with the pfunny name - word to my man Davey K!) or Ms. Alba.

I tell you brothers - you can have these women! Again, just like a Nigerian E-mail Divestment Scheme, I cannot go into the details on how I know this is so, but let's just say that I know firsthand.

You must have the conviction (not like a restraining order or writ) to go find them [the aforementioned hot actress / music diva / professional sports franchise cheerleader et-cetera]... and when you do, engage and enthrall them. Completely.

You don't have to be loaded, but it does help if you're not driving a Datsun B-210 when you go out there to claim what's yours.

More on this when I put out my book.

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Overland just realized women don't like sex as much as we do and said, "what the hell, sell the datsun, get me a nice Pontiac Fiero and engage Michelle Pheifer in conversation on how I play Batman in real life."
Hopefully that conviction he was talking about dosent include 10 years in the state penn...
 
GlimmerGhost,

You're close - except a hundred and eighty degrees off on one very important point. And it ain't the [venerable] Fiero.

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I nice carerra and zhang ziyi is fine for me.... Im living in Asia remember... after awhile its hard to get past their beauty. Or see my avatar.
 
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Admit it- Biel cant beat that.
 
overlandfilms said:
Recently lost all my inhibitions about approaching and engaging incredibly hot women.

Can't go into too much detail on this, but it has come to pass that I no longer feel the urge to cower, scurry, beat cars (or cats), play tennis (okay, have never had this urge anyway), run two miles or fall into a weeping, slobbering, thumb-sucking fetal-position man-ball on the floor when in the company of girls of the caliber of Ms. Biel, Ms. Pfeiffer (the pfwoman with the pfunny name - word to my man Davey K!) or Ms. Alba.

I tell you brothers - you can have these women! Again, just like a Nigerian E-mail Divestment Scheme, I cannot go into the details on how I know this is so, but let's just say that I know firsthand.

You must have the conviction (not like a restraining order or writ) to go find them [the aforementioned hot actress / music diva / professional sports franchise cheerleader et-cetera]... and when you do, engage and enthrall them. Completely.

You don't have to be loaded, but it does help if you're not driving a Datsun B-210 when you go out there to claim what's yours.

More on this when I put out my book.

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LOL

I do agree.

How I have ended up with some past girlfirends and my wife is a mystery. But probably just doing that.
 
John_Hudson said:
LOL

I do agree.

How I have ended up with some past girlfirends and my wife is a mystery. But probably just doing that.
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Well Dammit if John agrees with it, i'm in 110% of the way... John Hudson (secret agent man) is just being modest though... he can get any girl that he wants. He is a golden calf god.
 
Golden calf god?
My Nicole deserves better- someone who loves David Bowie as much as she does- which is me.

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Duet: "I- I will be king- and you, you will be queen. And nothing- nothing will dive in the way! Oh we can be heroes, just for one day!"

Anyone up to date on the whereabouts of Keith Urban?
 
overlandfilms said:
Recently lost all my inhibitions...
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Every story should begin like that. :)

I dig Nicole. She was smokin' in Eyes Wide Shut.

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I'd take Monica Belluci over both Jessica's.

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