Jessica Biel

Well

My Ex was more like this version of Nicole:

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not the current version and minus RED hair
 
accidental anarchist said:
can anyone tell me she is not the sexiest actor out there with talent about to become the biggest star of the young starlets (maybe next to Scarlett Johansson)

ps - dont tell the wife
:love4:

She's got her attractive points, but much of it is just what they can do with her on screen, like nearly anyone else. I got to hangout for several days on the F4 set, and absolutely was not impressed with her in person.
 
god nicole was so hot in that movie... even when I was a kid and thought girls were cooties, I went right up to my mom (cabage patch kid in arm) and said, "yo MA! when am I gonna be old enough to gets me some o'dat days o' thunder ass!?"
In the carribean they don't use belts... they use bamboo sticks, ouch!
 
Hey! Back off, shes mine once Im done with Keith. Makes me sad that she has children my age.

EDIT: NVM- she has a kid born in '95.
 
'Tis indeed. Except for that shine in her tooth. Gives it a hillbilly look to it. I dont pay it any mind- shes still mind-numbingly attractive.
 
I think I'd have an issue if she was inthe room; like I'd have to leave the room and go beat a cat or something or run 2 miles.
 
John_Hudson said:
I think I'd have an issue if she was inthe room; like I'd have to leave the room and go beat a cat or something or run 2 miles.

Beat up a cat?! :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
Piss yourself and Faint?!:nads:

... I swear, you guys are the objects of smooth. Just reading that almost gave me a friggin hernia...

edit: I got to see Michelle Pheifer in person once, she is one beautiful lady in the flesh as well.
 
GlimmerGhost, were talking about Nicole Kidman here. Im not lying about what I said, because no way in the world would I be conscious five seconds after hearing Nicole was even within 100 feet of me.
 
I would at least close my eyes and shut my ears and run straight at her as fast as i could to see how close i can get to introducing myself before passing out... thats all i'm saying is be smooth.
 
tommyinla said:
She'd probably file a restraining order like she did to that one guy a couple of years ago. Remember that?
I thought we agreed that you guys werent going to bring that up... it was one time and all i wanted was for her to sign my toes :furious3:
 
tommyinla said:
She'd probably file a restraining order like she did to that one guy a couple of years ago. Remember that?

No... and why was I not informed.

Wow, imagine the faces of all the Biel fans when they see this thread has been Kidman'ed. Makes me wish monitors had built-in polaroids.
 
edit: I got to see Michelle Pheifer in person once, she is one beautiful lady in the flesh as well.

You rat bastard

Really?

OMG

ID freak out if Michelle was near me

She is so hot

THis is her at like 45

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