I've been toe-minated

[MalcolmOng]

Was in a rush this morning while barefooted and kicked the corner of a wall...hard. I think i fractured my twinkie. Should i go to a doctor? Its about twice the size of my other toe. Owow. I do NOT need this when i have exams next week.

 

[HorseFilms]

That sucks, man. What sucks even more is that doctors don't really do anything for broken toes. Tape it up and hope for the best.

 

[GenJerDan]

There's only one thing you can do, really.

Smash the same toe on the other foot so you don't walk all lop-sided.

 

[sink]

or break your little finger on the opposite side so you are even in both directions.... unless your toes is dislocated or the bone is sticking out or grossly missaligned, they are going to do what horse said. can you wiggle it? we are not doctors, but they will just tape it, ice it for a few days, elevate it! RICE! er i guess that would be TIE!

 

[MalcolmOng]

There's only one thing you can do, really.

Smash the same toe on the other foot so you don't walk all lop-sided.

Yeap. I'll just not walk

I can wiggle the bugger but its painfrickinful

 

[donkathon]

Yeap. I'll just not walk

I can wiggle the bugger but its painfrickinful

Woman: My finger hurts when I do this (bends finger backwards)
Doctor: THAN STOP DOING THAT.

 

[MalcolmOng]

lmao! .....but i can't figure out a way to walk without bending my toe

 

[-zach-]

ice.

i really hope you put some ice on it. ice is the best thing for it, it'll keep the swelling down. there really isnt much you can do for a broken toe, already said above.

 

[MiniMan]

Just don't use that foot. You'll have a nice excuse for being lazy then!

 

[PDX_DVX]

Just the excuse you need to work on your wheelchair dolly skills!

 

[JY_Blue]

a hospital will give something you wouldn't get on your own, a nice fat bill.

 

[BrianMurphy]

ice and vodka... and tape the toe

 

[MalcolmOng]

Good idea to get this now i suppose