It's time for a Caption Contest

[dillont]

"and four! and five! and six! ...now to the left!"

 

[Kirk Gillock]

"Sir, I think we've won!! ...That is, as long as the enemy stays on a smooth surface and doesn't run faster than 5mph."

 

[thartley]

Toys R Us announces expansion into military small arms biz.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

"You see, surprise is our biggest weapon. When the suspects see us, they are really surprised, the ensuing confustion allows us to nab the bastards, yea thats how book 'em;..... the bastards....."

 

[One Way PhotoVideo]

"god damnit tom, you blew our vehicle fund on P2 cards again didn't you?"

 

[MiniMan13]

im on yur segway shootin ur hostigaz.

 

[Mattykins]

After thousands of dollars invested in the new counter terror team, one problem still remains. Lack of turning abilities. A carefully placed car effectively renders our new counter terror team worthless.

 

[One Way PhotoVideo]

"epic fail"

"***** gets 38 mpg's"