It's like a Pookie and Terry post

J.R. Hudson

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but different! They are always poting the cool threqads (The weird bizarre crap) so I wanted to as well. It's some weird chick site on BAD SHOES

Before you ask why Im at this site; it comes up when typing bad shoes in Google; Im having back pain in lower left linbar last 2 times I played basketball.

Anyway; its kind of a weird site. Im sure vdxuser will shut it down.

http://www.badshoe.com/bad_shoes.htm
 
pookie said:

LMAO - How do you guys find pages like these? I can't believe what's out there. I mean these guys have just about writtin a book on an arguement on a fictional story, about a fictional event ... It was very amusing to read, although I had to shut it off, cuz I was starting to get sucked in ....

VERY FUNNY!!!

Keep up the posts, I always enjoy the stuff you guys find.
 
John I played basketball pretty regular until I was 40. Trust me that pain your feeling is early onset rigormortis. You will soon have blurred vision when you try to read a book and you will find yourself talking about how you used to be a baller. Your wife will discover bingo and slot machines. You will buy a big screen tv to watch football and find yourself falling to sleep in the recliner during "Whose line is it anyway". You will begin to pass sage advice on to the younger generation who will give you the look that says "who is this old geezer" and then say dad can I have the car keys. Your son is young now but before you know it he'll be away in College and not calling home enough to suit you. You will suddenly become endowed with the ability to know everything about someone by their body language.(at least you think you do). You may begin to find magazines laying around the house turned to pages with ads about Viagra or Cialis. Finally you will see the folly of the human condition and no longer strive to control every situation you encounter. You will appreciate people "in the moment" and find your joy in the smile of a grandchild. You will attend funerals weddings and family reunions and wonder who is who and the people there will wonder the same about you. Finally you'll sit down in your recliner dig thru that old box of dvds and pull out the one with the green screen test watch it and realize it was all worth it. You'll wander off to the bedroom pop a blue pill in your mouth and wait for bingo to end and fall asleep thinking you really do have it all.
 
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Bigmagic said:
John I played basketball pretty regular until I was 40. Trust me that pain your feeling is early onset rigormortis. You will soon have blurred vision when you try to read a book and you will find yourself talking about how you used to be a baller. Your wife will discover bingo and slot machines. You will buy a big screen tv to watch football and find yourself falling to sleep in the recliner during "Whose line is it anyway". You will begin to pass sage advice on to the younger generation who will give you the look that says "who is this old geezer" and then say dad can I have the car keys. Your son is young now but before you know it he'll be away in College and not calling home enough to suit you. You will suddenly become endowed with the ability to know everything about someone by their body language.(at least you think you do). You may begin to find magazines laying around the house turned to pages with ads about Viagra or Cialis. Finally you will see the folly of the human condition and no longer strive to control every situation you encounter. You will appreciate people "in the moment" and find your joy in the smile of a grandchild. You will attend funerals weddings and family reunions and wonder who is who and the people there will wonder the same about you. Finally you'll sit down in your recliner dig thru that old box of dvds and pull out the one with the green screen test watch it and realize it was all worth it. You'll wander off to the bedroom pop a blue pill in your mouth and wait for bingo to end and fall asleep thinking you really do have it all.

Great post, Bigmagic. :)
 
Bigmagic said:
You will begin to pass sage advice on to the younger generation who will give you the look that says "who is this old geezer" and then say dad can I have the car keys. Your son is young now but before you know it he'll be away in College and not calling home enough to suit you.
That happened already!

Finally you will see the folly of the human condition and no longer strive to control every situation you encounter. You will appreciate people "in the moment" and find your joy in the smile of a grandchild.
...and that, too!

...and fall asleep thinking you really do have it all.
Okay - from now on, I should be just lurking. Everything worth saying has been said.

:beer:
 
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