It's a Guy thing...
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Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
Yep, that's the code. Gotta live by the rules.
monte
Bag of Douche
Looks like I broke a few of them... multiple times
12.) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
17.) If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19.) Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
- Yeah, Baby, Push it!
- C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
- Another set and we can hit the showers!
33.) If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
12.) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
17.) If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19.) Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
- Yeah, Baby, Push it!
- C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
- Another set and we can hit the showers!
33.) If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
Well, I'd make allowance for #33 if there are intoxicants involved, or if in some way it helps you score with a hot chick.
HorseFilms
Look ma no hands
I have a problem with this one:
20.) Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
You should never speak to another man while urinating (equal footing or not).
20.) Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
You should never speak to another man while urinating (equal footing or not).
pookie_old
Veteran
LMAO Captain:laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:
vjbrennan said:
If you're drunk, and it's a power rock song, you get to sing a duet.
Don't stop . . . belieeevin' . . .
Dario Nieva
Well-known member
They forgot the:
"If you and another Man so happen to meet eyes walking in the street, it is customary to give a nod"
"If you and another Man so happen to meet eyes walking in the street, it is customary to give a nod"
David G. Smith
Steak Knife Member
Ok, lets clarify:
#3: It all depends on who got murdered. Mothers-in-law and Brothers-in-law don't count.
#22-Feeling "Weird and guilty" is a sign of being gay... nail her anytime you can.
#24-Tattoo it to your forhead!!!
#26- Come on--- guy time is 15 minutes, give or take.
#31-Under no circumstances is a "fix-up" from a girlfriend/wife acceptable. Immediate comment about your buddy's "war wound" is expected.
#32-A buddy in need of a "Good ass whoopin" must not be allowed to lose a fight.
#33-Sing-alongs are only allowed to Led Zepplin, Lynard Skynard or Bob Segar ("Live Bullet" only).
#35-Cock-blocks are never allowed, except where there exists the threat of bodily injury or law enforcment involvement.
36-Unless said "doinkee" is less than expected "Dude Standard" and there are witnesses to said sub-standard status.
#38-The only person that a Dude can talk to on his cell-phone in a bar is his mother and to miss a pool shot, she had better be dying.
#3: It all depends on who got murdered. Mothers-in-law and Brothers-in-law don't count.
#22-Feeling "Weird and guilty" is a sign of being gay... nail her anytime you can.
#24-Tattoo it to your forhead!!!
#26- Come on--- guy time is 15 minutes, give or take.
#31-Under no circumstances is a "fix-up" from a girlfriend/wife acceptable. Immediate comment about your buddy's "war wound" is expected.
#32-A buddy in need of a "Good ass whoopin" must not be allowed to lose a fight.
#33-Sing-alongs are only allowed to Led Zepplin, Lynard Skynard or Bob Segar ("Live Bullet" only).
#35-Cock-blocks are never allowed, except where there exists the threat of bodily injury or law enforcment involvement.
36-Unless said "doinkee" is less than expected "Dude Standard" and there are witnesses to said sub-standard status.
#38-The only person that a Dude can talk to on his cell-phone in a bar is his mother and to miss a pool shot, she had better be dying.
Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
LOL 
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
David G. Smith
Steak Knife Member
PK, this is not a laughing matter. The "Rules of Dude" are serious and must be communicated. If we do not stand up for this, the whole word may go gay... ("Not that there is anything wrong with that"). :beer:
craigbowman
Veteran
And don't forget that no matter how serious an injury you've just incurred, when asked about it, you must always shrug and say "it's nothing, I've had worse", even if your foot is facing backwards and several sections of twisted, broken bone are protruding through your skin.
DMProductions
Active member
What was the line from "The Replacements"? "...Pain heals, chicks dig scars..."? That about sums it up!
Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
...and glory is forever