DBoz699
Veteran
My band played a show tonight...it went alright..but i dont think anyone in the crowd noticed because they were all stoned out of their minds...but in anycase..afterwards was reallyyy weird..
After the show...we went to a diner...we got some french fries and some other stuff.... and my friend used up the entire bottle of ketchup..because he prefers to swim in it.
So people at my table are like...omgg we need ketchup. We sat there for 20 mins waiting to ask for more ketchup. Waitress never came...and then as I'm looking around for a waitress..these 4 reallyyyyy hot girls enter the diner, and it happens that they're seated right behind me.
So as they passed me...I eyed them down..and vice versa...we had a lustful staredown...about 30 min later...we still have NO ketchup...so my table asks me to ask the girls behind to borrow their ketchup. I turn around and they all just stare at me..im like..."Hi there!!! Can we borrow some of your ketchup please?" They're like OK...then hand the ketchup.
5 min later...I put the cap back on and turned around to give it back..im like Here you go...and one of the girls sitting with her back to me....FLINCHES HARDCORE..like not even joking..almost jumps across the diner and out the window. It was very forceful...im just sitting like...what the hell just happened..
So then everybody at both tables started laughing and i turned around a little bit traumatized by the incident...then we decided to leave. I get up and put my coat on...one of her friends looks up at me..and then im like...."Hey...sorry about making you fly across the room like that...i dont think im that good looking..but i guess i can make it up to you some other time..do you have a cell phone number by any chance"?
...andddd it worked...MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
That was my 4/20 story. :thumbsup:
After the show...we went to a diner...we got some french fries and some other stuff.... and my friend used up the entire bottle of ketchup..because he prefers to swim in it.
So people at my table are like...omgg we need ketchup. We sat there for 20 mins waiting to ask for more ketchup. Waitress never came...and then as I'm looking around for a waitress..these 4 reallyyyyy hot girls enter the diner, and it happens that they're seated right behind me.
So as they passed me...I eyed them down..and vice versa...we had a lustful staredown...about 30 min later...we still have NO ketchup...so my table asks me to ask the girls behind to borrow their ketchup. I turn around and they all just stare at me..im like..."Hi there!!! Can we borrow some of your ketchup please?" They're like OK...then hand the ketchup.
5 min later...I put the cap back on and turned around to give it back..im like Here you go...and one of the girls sitting with her back to me....FLINCHES HARDCORE..like not even joking..almost jumps across the diner and out the window. It was very forceful...im just sitting like...what the hell just happened..
So then everybody at both tables started laughing and i turned around a little bit traumatized by the incident...then we decided to leave. I get up and put my coat on...one of her friends looks up at me..and then im like...."Hey...sorry about making you fly across the room like that...i dont think im that good looking..but i guess i can make it up to you some other time..do you have a cell phone number by any chance"?
...andddd it worked...MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
That was my 4/20 story. :thumbsup:
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