Insane people rule.

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On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
 
'What is this oozing out of the ground?"


uh....ma'am, your... you have your sprinkler... on... umm... water?
 
watching that sprinkler made me thristy.

Well I got it... I almost typed the same thing.

I've checked all the beers in the house for foaming... and yep, the gubmint has gotten to those too! I submit exhibit A. :beer:

What!? It's empty? For crap's sake... how did that happen... I gotta' get to the store and get more exhibits. :huh:
 
Thanks for catching the subtle (perhaps very subtle) humor Matt...

Dont forget a proper test would involve a sampling of different varieties and many of each variety. Get to testing... Let us know how it goes...
 
Congratulations on being the first person to successfully do that to me, Nick... bastard...

<thinking of a new punishment for Penguin>
 
taste the rainbow.

I'll bet this lady's husband is A) Thrilled with his choice of wife. B) Praying for sweet-sweet death. C) Stuffed and looking out the upstairs window.


( The correct answer is C )


If she's not genuinely insane then she's a genius... I find her idiocy almost magnetic... which is probably ANOTHER conspiracy.
 
taste the rainbow.

I'll bet this lady's husband is A) Thrilled with his choice of wife. B) Praying for sweet-sweet death. C) Stuffed and looking out the upstairs window.


( The correct answer is C )

definitely C if she has one. but i picture her more as the lonely cat lady type.
 
definitely C if she has one. but i picture her more as the lonely cat lady type.


I find it incredibly hard to believe she'd be married, however there are some REALLY stupid people in this world. I would say that if she is married, that her husband just sits in the recliner watching Cops all day while drinking beer and ignoring her insane rambling.
 
definitely C if she has one. but i picture her more as the lonely cat lady type.

Hmm... that's inspiring because she's single... and she's into video production... I'm willing to bet that she's also hot hot hot... I can tell just by the sound of her voice.

:huh: "Um... hello?"

:kiss: "So nice to meet you... don't mind my husband... we got an open marriage."

:zombie_smiley: *silence*
 
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