In the 80's, every teenage boy dreamed of this poster.

I just saw the first one yesterday and it was very bad story wise but hey what do you expect from a bunch of Action Super Stars, but I did enjoy the ridiculous guns and fights. The only thing I loved about the first one was the Schwartnegger cameo, so I'm definitely seeing the second one as Arnie plays a bigger role this time. I'll just go in not expecting any kind of plot and I won't be too disapointed.
 
Well you didn't have to dream about it, because it was probably on your wall--

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Way too skinny. Just because she's half naked it just isn't enough.

-Nate
 
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I don't know about you but I was expecting Nastassja Kinski and the serpent.

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I saw the first 'Expendables' and aside from having seen it I don't remember a damn thing about it.
 
That's what I expected when I opened this thread, Kelly LeBrock in her underwear or Heather Thomas or Locklear or some chick.
 
I never saw the first one and from what I understand I didn't miss very much. I love a lot of the action movies those guys were in and sure, most of them were campy and ridiculous in their own way as well, but from what I heard The Expendables took that campiness to a completely different level and was boring to boot.
 
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