I'm Impressed

Jim Brennan

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The weird thing about the net is that nobody really knows anybody. You get brief snippets of someone's personality, and you can even tell sometimes if you would like to get to know them better. But not much more than that. I'm telling you all of this to qualify myself in a way. Nobody here really knows me. If you did, you would know that I don't like people. It doesn't mean that I dislike them, it just means that I find them (myself included) petty, insecure and relatively uninteresting. I know we all have our gifts and all that crap, but most of us don't really do much with our lives. We trudge through, focusing on the trivial and immediate, ignoring the graces of the world around us. I'm not trying to depress you, (in fact I am an annoyingly chipper guy, ask my wife. I drive her nuts), but suffice it to say that I am not easily impressed and I have a very small personal pantheon of people I find extraordinary.

I just added to my list.

My cousin and his wife were expecting. The morning of her due date she began to have contractions. My cousin called the midwife (planning a home birth). Then the contractions started coming too fast, and the baby started to crown. My cousin called 911, and their other child, Raina woke up asking to have her diaper changed.

"Sorry honey, the baby's coming, Mommy can't change you right now"

"oohhh the baby's coming!"

Next thing you know the doorbell rings and, thinking it was the widwife, my cousin answers the door. It was instead a friend that he had forgotten he called to come over and take care of Raina. He goes back upstairs to check on China (his wife). He opens the bathroom door and there she is...

Delivering her own baby

Yep, just standing there, pulling that puppy out...or catching it...or whatever you call it. The EMT's arrived moments later, and the midwife immediately after.

Liam John Patrick Johnson, 8lbs 4oz, was delivered by his very impressive mother on Boxing Day, 2004.

Now that is extraordinary.
 
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Now THAT’S a tough lady.

Incidentally, why is everyone in the US suddenly referencing Boxing Day this year? I’ve seen at least a dozen references on TV, in comic strips, in conversation, etc.

Just curious. Are we looking to adopt it here? (Not that I’d mind.)
 
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Hmmm, I've been a Boxing Day guy since I was first introduced to the intracacies of Canadian Culture by Bob and Doug McKenzie
 
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Heck, it sent shivers up MY spine. I was a "take me to the hospital now!", continuous drip epidural, and full medical staff kind of woman! haha!!

I might have nightmares.

;D

Oh, congrats to you, Jim!
 
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I've said it once and I'll say it again, females are the stronger of the two sexes (or the three sexes).

I noticed your story lacked any mention of a DVX. That's what's really impressive!

Congratulations Jim!
 
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That is incredible.

My mind races to put together the whole scene and it looks pretty awesome.
 
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He tells the story better than I do. Which is sad, since I'm supposed to be a writer.

My wife had a c-section for both of our kids. She is in awe of this story.
 
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I've heard you mention that you don't like people before. But I'll have you know that I am not petty or insecure, and happen to be the most interesting person I know. ;) Great story Jim.
 
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[quote author=Slimothy link=board=Offtopic;num=1104425426;start=0#9 date=12/30/04 at 12:36:35]I've heard you mention that you don't like people before.  But I'll have you know that I am not petty or insecure, and happen to be the most interesting person I know.  ;)    [/quote]

Oh, and self-absorbed. I forgot about hating that ;D
 
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Self absorbed... I hate that too.

That's why I'm the most modest mother f*cker on the face of the planet! I dare you to try and be more modest than me. I rule at modesty!




p.s. Awesome story!
 
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[quote author=Jim Brennan link=board=Offtopic;num=1104425426;start=0#10 date=12/30/04 at 12:37:41]

Oh, and self-absorbed.  I forgot about hating that ;D
[/quote]

LOL. You're pretty funny for being a human hater. ;D
 
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And you didn't get any DVX footage of that event? :o

Nice story. Lest we forget, we're all here because up until very recently in human history, this is how women did it. Still, impressive.
 
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