I'm a sad, sad man.

TC

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We're having a cocktail party tonight, and I cannot tie my damn tie for the life of me. I keep getting it knotted, but the knot is crooked every single time. DAMN IT ALL.
 
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Oh, and I forgot - look into a mirror, your PC screen won't show you what you are doing with that tie.
 
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ARG, it's crooked again. I hate ties.

If it weren't Nightmare Before Christmas I probably would have said screw it by now.
 
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It's all good TC.

Let it hang to the belt mid point (The tip) and let the knot have some play in it. Be casual. Like you mean it.
 
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You know people are going to race to this thread thinking

"Oh my god - TC's in trouble"

"What's wrong with TC?"

"Bummer, bad news for TC"

Etc...

You can't tie a tie for a cocktail party!! ::) :P
 
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Look what I made to go in the bathroom:

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After the mess left after Halloween, we decided that people needed a gentle reminder.
 
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That's the first place I went!

It helped me figure it out, but it's still crooked. I a guy shows up first, so I can have some help.
 
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I wish I had a clip on, that would make this easier. My roomates and I have decided that if we just start drinking now, than by the time people start to show up I have an excuse for my tie being crooked.
 
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[quote author=Pooh link=board=Offtopic;num=1103593185;start=0#14 date=12/20/04 at 18:28:16]whoya tryin' to impress?[/quote]

His new bride - you must have seen the pics.

A "grand" woman "huge" in stature
 
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[quote author=Dakotapod link=board=Offtopic;num=1103593185;start=15#15 date=12/20/04 at 18:32:45]
His new bride - you must have seen the pics.
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I think I missed it. Shyte! What's up with the big mama fetish?
 
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[quote author=Rich Lee link=board=Offtopic;num=1103593185;start=15#16 date=12/20/04 at 18:34:30]it helps to have a chick do it...[/quote]

yes, play dumb and pathetic, pout!
 
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