I'm 53 today.

Gord.T

Gord.T

Still "Senior Member"
Actually the 10th but I'll be passed out by then.

I just want to jump on the back of ""Hey, who gives a s*%t?""

At least I won't go out to the peeler bar like I did on my 50th birthday and spend the night in the drunk tank.

So here's a round to another unsuccessful year and another year of abuse.

Rock and Roll.

//Oh, I have cake and ice cream in the fridge. Whoohoo. I might check that out later. lol.
 
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Oh Happy, Happy Day!!! Happy Birthday old man (I can say that because I'm 50).
Now get out there and use those AARP beer discounts!
:thumbsup:
 
Ah, cool. I'll check those out in a sec. I've got 15 min to run down and grab another bottle of cheap wine. Yes. I said that in public.
:)
 
Checking those vids out n a sec. Hey, thanks everyone. I appreciate the company more than you know.

...
So I'm walking towards the liquor store and I run into 3 young teens about 30 feet away coming my way.
2 girls about 13, 14 and one guy about 16.
At about about 20 feet the guy sais "Here comes a drunk".
As we're passing he lets out a big burrrrrp and one of the girls laugh.

Usually when I'm passing kids on the sidewalk I step aside to make room for them to walk. Out of respect.
This time they all cleared my path and I had the sidewalk to myself.

So, I figure there's no way the liquor store will serve me so I try and try and act as sober as I can before I walk in.
I know the routine...'Keep your trap shut, don't make conversation and get the hell out'.
Oh, not me though. I have to start chatting about the poo pooing origins of the univervse basically. but I got served, somehow.
Oh yeah, I told her it was my birthday. LOl. WTH.


So, that was my walk to the liquor store. lol. Cheers man.
 
Hey thanks Grove.. Believe it or not these little meaningless things mean a lot to me. Hey, rock and roll man.
 
Oh, damn... where's the hooker? Ah my cheap brother, doesn't care. He's a got a wife a 10 kids and grand kids. Can't set up enough to get uncle gord a case a beer and a half decent hooker. Nooooooo. He can't do that for his brother!
....Kidding. We go back aways. lol. Brothers.
 
This one is good for a laugh. From a story on one of our local news stations today...


Hawk has already declared it as Auto Tune-worthy.
 
She sounds fine to me.

Oh, and thanks to the 3 to 6 friends or so I've made here in the past 6 years. That's why I keep coming back. -Cheers man.
 
I feel good today. More accurately, grateful.

I love this place. I learn something new every time I check in. It's like hanging out in a library, but way more fun. haha.

That's it for me. Thanks again everyone.
Carry on.

 
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