if you type "how can I" in Google...

[Denis Haineault]

...the first auto-complete suggestion is, huh, messed up.

The remaining suggestions somewhat work with the first one, and would make for a very bizarre story.

Note: I'm using google.ca, which might offer different suggestions.

 

[Billy Pilgrim]

The first one I got was "how can I lose 10 pounds in a week. A few results below that: "how can I make my pennis longer". I'm not exactly sure what a pennis is, or why you'd want it longer. Below that "how can I get pregnant fast".

 

[Barry_Green]

Um... yeah, that's a Canada thing. Doesn't happen with the US version.

 

[Denis Haineault]

Um... yeah, that's a Canada thing. Doesn't happen with the US version.

Yeah, it's a well known fact that we have interesting hobbies

 

[Barry_Green]

That's just extremely wrong though. You should report it to google.ca...

 

[Denis Haineault]

Apparently it's been like that for some time.

http://www.autocompletefail.com/google/506/