I think I have MONO! Shiiiit

monte

monte

Bag of Douche
Anywho - me and my pseudo girlfriend have been making out/etc. constantly (1-6 times a day) for the past month or so... and well... mono has been going around with the *dancer girls and I know that they share drinks and stuff...

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*Dancer girls being the girls who do "dance" as their art of choice at the highschool I go to, for example - I would be a media kid - somebody who draws or paints would be a visual kid etc...
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Anyways - My throat is really tight, and well I'm ****ing exhausted, even though I got 14 hours of sleep last night...

Any ideas?

Edit:
Yes, she is a dancer girl
 
mono=herpes

your stuck with it for life now buddy...hope it was worth it

j/k

go out and get some pink eye next

drink orange joice...get some "emergen-C" from the drug store...i dunno...never had mono
 
yeah, I never had mono problems! I usually copy the mono tracks and duplicated them thus making it stereo tracks! Mono sucks but I heard 7.1 sourround can kill!


If you're worried go see a doctor! Don't ask Rich Lee! :evil:
 
BLUESPIDER said:
yeah, I never had mono problems! I usually copy the mono tracks and duplicated them thus making it stereo tracks! Mono sucks but I heard 7.1 sourround can kill!
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Sounds like a bad cable to me, maybe a loose connection...
 
Oh please, we all got mono in high school - nothing to brag about...

Post when you get the clap from a Dominican stripper...
 
MattC said:
Oh please, we all got mono in high school - nothing to brag about...

Post when you get the clap from a Dominican stripper...
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haha

I had mono and the same symptoms as you... only thin you can do is wait it out

only took me about a week for it to finally die down, but it took a month for my friend
 
Ok I'm going to school tommorow ****it I dont give a ****, I can still roll with it right? Like it's not like it can kill me right?
 
My arms feel like they aren't getting enough circulation... This thread will document my symptoms and we'll see how far I can push it. THen we'll make a short character driven indie out of this... you just wait

Bluespider can play me, and TC can play my parapalegic/drunk/crackhead father, who has flashbacks from Nam.

Hudson can play a priest that I befriend, who shows me how to play baseball and learn to socialize again after my crippling case of mono

Sound good?
 
monte said:
I have stripped but never for cash money
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Dont be stupid...if some girls *or guys..iduno wat kinda things been goin on before your gf* asks you to strip..be like...YOO NUKKAA!! GIMME DA MONEY OR YOU BESS BE GOIN ON YOO WAYYY!

lol






I can totally see Pookie's avatar rockin the priest outfit..haha
 
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