monte
Bag of Douche
I personally love the heat, the summer - spending time outside in 100+ degree weather (it gives me an almost indian like high), but what I hate HATE HATE HATE is freezing cold weather, just typing this out just now made me piss my pants.
Quotes:
The list for coldest places puts International Falls, Minn., at the top with a yearly average temperature of 36.4 degrees — much warmer than Barrow. All 10 places on this list except for Caribou, Maine, and Alamosa, Colo., are in Minnesota.
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Without an ocean's natural temperature control, Minnesota air temperatures can reach extremes of hot and cold.
In the summer we get stuff like:
"temperatures over the 100-degree mark...he noted a temperature of 114 F..."
in the winter:
The temperature had dropped to a bone-chilling 60 degrees below zero.
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We also get blizzards:
The weather was mild in the morning before the blizzard. It was a holiday so many people were outside, away from the safety of their homes. Suddenly temperatures dropped, and rain quickly turned into snow. Many duck hunters and other people were stranded outdoors in below-freezing temperatures. Forty-nine people died in the storm.
In closing: People often ask me - "Monte, when is the best time to come to Minnesota?"
NEVER! NEVER NEVER NEVER! We have one of the highest rape rates in the country (just behind New York) one of our larger cities is nicknamed Murderapolis - and it never fails to live up to it's name. We have mosquitos, which leads to tons of west nile virus. The housing costs are insane out here for what you get - shitty weather and shitty people - 300k+ fora house in the burbs.
Lots of people say, "Well atleast you don't live in the South! They're rednecks down there!"
Wrong. Atleast down there I can sleep with my sister/cousins and not feel like an outcast. I can carry around a gun and say I'm going deer hunting/going to a local NASCAR event. They've got it made down there, plus the weather ain't all that bad neither...
In closing - Don't ***** about the hot weather, I live in Minnesota, I have and always have had it worse. I will continue to have it worse in every possible way. If you disagree with me you are wrong.
**** this ****. Time to go to good ole Santa Monica...
Quotes:
The list for coldest places puts International Falls, Minn., at the top with a yearly average temperature of 36.4 degrees — much warmer than Barrow. All 10 places on this list except for Caribou, Maine, and Alamosa, Colo., are in Minnesota.
----
Without an ocean's natural temperature control, Minnesota air temperatures can reach extremes of hot and cold.
In the summer we get stuff like:
"temperatures over the 100-degree mark...he noted a temperature of 114 F..."
in the winter:
The temperature had dropped to a bone-chilling 60 degrees below zero.
---
We also get blizzards:
The weather was mild in the morning before the blizzard. It was a holiday so many people were outside, away from the safety of their homes. Suddenly temperatures dropped, and rain quickly turned into snow. Many duck hunters and other people were stranded outdoors in below-freezing temperatures. Forty-nine people died in the storm.
In closing: People often ask me - "Monte, when is the best time to come to Minnesota?"
NEVER! NEVER NEVER NEVER! We have one of the highest rape rates in the country (just behind New York) one of our larger cities is nicknamed Murderapolis - and it never fails to live up to it's name. We have mosquitos, which leads to tons of west nile virus. The housing costs are insane out here for what you get - shitty weather and shitty people - 300k+ fora house in the burbs.
Lots of people say, "Well atleast you don't live in the South! They're rednecks down there!"
Wrong. Atleast down there I can sleep with my sister/cousins and not feel like an outcast. I can carry around a gun and say I'm going deer hunting/going to a local NASCAR event. They've got it made down there, plus the weather ain't all that bad neither...
In closing - Don't ***** about the hot weather, I live in Minnesota, I have and always have had it worse. I will continue to have it worse in every possible way. If you disagree with me you are wrong.
**** this ****. Time to go to good ole Santa Monica...
. Seems to be a universal trend.
