i look very good at 4 am

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dmitriandsnow

Well-known member
Right now i am going to start writing dialog and the deal is that the next person who replies has to continue this conversation. No rules, do not break the fourth wall!


" Hey man, heya do me a fava, see here, i need a cheeseburger and a place to stay!"
" I am sorry sir i only have apple sauce with me right now, cinnamon kind, would you like some?"
"man damn! what i do with apple sauce man!"
" I am terribly sorry but due to the intense array of complications involved i can not find you a place to stay. Perhaps you should look into getting a shelter?"
" man i gottststst sun tan man! it hurts alright? motha ****a"
" yes sir"
 
"Now get me a cheesburger, man! The special sauce soothes my burn."
"Sir, this is an apple sauce shop. The only one of its kind. We don't have cheeseburgers and we don't provide shelter. But, if you're willing to peal apples, we can provide you a special sauce for your burn."
"Ok! Where are the freakin apples??!!"
"Walk this way, sir."
 
“WHOA, WHOA, how many of these I gotta peel maain?!?!”
“Well normally a batch takes about 40 apples.”
“40!!! Man you can batch dis bi-atch!”
 
"Hey, now. Dat **** ain't right. How you gonna talk like that to customer?"
"Oh, dear, excuse my impropriety - how silly of me. "
"All I wanted was a burger and a place to crash and you gotta treat me like dat?"
"I do peg your pardon, sir. Now, if you would be so kind, **** off."
"What?"
"**** off, or peel my apples."
 
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