I just shi* my pants!

Nothing will beat real life when (true story) a girl is all over you, kissing you, in a bar, and her breath smells like she just kissed something like a cucumber extracted from someone's bu...

.Just saying. I kissed her anyways and thought to myself, "Jeeeeeeeez, I hope this is worth it."

Yeah. Hey. Thanks for THOSE memories. -Beers.
 
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