How To Pick Up Chicks

I regret having that as one of the first visuals to encounter today.

guys who scratch-caress their own chest are in general, revolting.

i also noticed his thigh is like many a man's wrist...
 
All I can say is . . . Wow!

Talk about stepping up your game. If I can get this move down, I'll be layin' the girls down . . . in my bed that is.

Let's break it down here.

1. Notice the eye contact at the beginning - "I see you". Then, a subtle nod of the head - "Yes, I see you". Followed by masculine hand movements - "I have hands".

2. The camera pushes in simulating the movements of a spellbound female. What does he do next? He looks away - feigned disinterest. Many a novice would simply maintain eye contact here, perhaps even flash a smile, but not this smooth operator. He actually breaks eye contact. Risky? Perhaps, but the impact of this move is two fold. By looking away as the female admirer approaches he delivers a direct blow to her confidence. Also, this allows her to take notice of his manly profile while a precisely placed fan gently teases his hair.

3. The camera continues to push in, symbolizing the sexual magnetism that this predator clearly exudes. Could you resist? I think not. Then he drops a bomb . . . his hands begin to roam, caressing his smooth chest. This causes the would be hump-buddy begins to imagine it's her hands doing the roaming.

4. It's time to close the deal. His head rises abruptly, he locks eyes. The fan blows harder and then . . . Grrrrowl! The climax!!!!!!!

5. The camera pulls back symbolizing the poor girl's orgasmic release (aka "happy ending"). The faint trace of a smile on his lips, he knows his job is done.


Viewers should also take note of the wardrobe. Red leather pants - shall we call them "hot pants". The red, white, and blue jacket is a potential coversation piece. Girl - "I like patriots", Dude - "Well, how'd you like a ride on this patriot's missile?" OH, YEAH!!!
 
I wish I'd have seen that when I was single. All I can do now is sit and imagine all the play I could've had.:cry:
 
Cpt. Shiner - Hilarious. LOL :) The guy used to have a website, but it doesn't exist anymore. :( His secrets of picking up chicks will, unfortunately, die with him.
 
...kinda bummed...

I ran for paper and a pen to take notes...

then this comes up...

I haven't seen my dad since he did that video...

:undecided
 
Pooh said:
I regret having that as one of the first visuals to encounter today.

guys who scratch-caress their own chest are in general, revolting.

i also noticed his thigh is like many a man's wrist...
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But that was me Pooh. (goes into fetal and begins sobbing) :cry:
 
PK Gillock said:
The guy used to have a website, but it doesn't exist anymore. :( His secrets of picking up chicks will, unfortunately, die with him.
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PK, this is most unfortunate. Luckily, you were able to stumble upon this gem of a clip. Thus, ensuring that at least one of the secrets of this wise man maybe preserved for all posterity.

You may want to nominate this clip for the National Film Registry.
 
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