How To Move A Planet

Larry Rutledge

Larry Rutledge

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Recently my sister was out shopping when in one of the parking lots she came across someone who was carrying a clipboard and talking enthusiastically to his imaginary partner. He gave her a piece of paper which surprisingly contained detailed instructions on how to move a planet! :huh:

Here's a scan of the paper in case you've been in need of this specific knowledge :thumbsup:

How To Move A Planet: Detailed Instructions
 
Seems simple enough to me. Getting the supplies together as I type. I am going to move Venus and Mars at the same time. But I am staying away from Uranus.
 
Yeah, that looks convincing. Let me get my tinfoil hat and I'll give that a try.

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.....This is the plot for the next Nicolas Cage movie.....are you sure he wasn't a writer gone nuts?

hold onto this, it can be 100% pure gold in the future...
 
No, this is how you move a planet.


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