How to be a director.

"Now here Night is in top form. His tight expensive t-shirt flawlessly shows his biceps and his nipples peek out from a set of well developed pecs. I think it was a good call not to look into the camera otherwise his physique would not have been in perfect alignment. He looks very f*ckable."
 
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"After decades of practice, your Angry Director Pose can reach undreamed levels of intimidation. Here, Stanley Kubrick asks for coffee."

"When you reach Grand Master status as Martin Scorsese has here, the Hands of Cinema will project beams of light and Leonardo DiCaprio will sit in awe, offering prayers to your Immortal Power."
 
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