How did you arrive initially at this site?

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:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-/ :-* :'( :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-/ :-* :'(...It's begun ;D ;D ;D
 
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I love where this thread has gone. :D
 
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The Gold Watch

from Pulp Fiction

by Quentin Tarantino & Roger Avary



Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy's. We were in that Hanoi pit-of-hell over five years together. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it worked out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.



This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again.



This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of the other boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch.



This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hid something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
 
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Danm it John...You keep putin up long posts like that and I'm not gonna have time to post smileys :'(
 
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Oh please John. Your the Heidi Fleiss of posting whores.

EDIT: Perhaps there was a better analogy that I could have used.
 
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I figure that's how John got 6926 posts, 5000 were smileys...I'm a comin, I'm a comin :) :) :)
 
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I'd be the...You should...damn...Ya know I don't quite know how to respond to the Heidi Fliess post... ;D ;D
 
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Wow my inbox is gettin hot!!!
 
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Uh-oh, who's blowin' up mino!?
 
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No doubt! Whats going on? Dont actually use you real email on those sites!
 
Re: How did you arrive initially at this site?

I'm re-phrasing the original question "how the hell do you get off this site?
 
Re: How did you arrive initially at this site?

The only way out is death.

Or your internet goes out.
 
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