Here's a funny...

J.R. Hudson

Spirit Animal
I asked my son what he wanted to be for the coming Halloween (What? It's only weeks away!) and he said "I want to be a Pirate."

I said "Again?" (He's a pirate 2 years running) and he said "I want to be a pirate."

I said "Do you want to be a dead pirate like in Pirates of the Carribean?" and I then went on to recite in perfect character "You best start believing in Ghost stories,
you're in one!"

Then my wife chimes in:

"What's with everything being dead with you?" and she then say's:

"I want to be Strawberry Shortcake!"

"Do you want to be a dead Strawberry Shortcake?"

I thought it was funny. Anyway, my son and I are getting ready to play "Rats and Spiders" now.
 
You should of been like..HOW ABOUT A DEAD STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!

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hahaha....wats Rats and Spiders?
 
blckhawk542 said:
You should of been like..HOW ABOUT A DEAD STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!

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hahaha....wats Rats and Spiders?

No no no

My wife is the one who said "How about a Dead Strawberry Shortcake." That was the funny part. :undecided :lipsrseal

Rats and Spiders is when Jared has a spider and a rat and then we play with them. (He's 5 man)
 
Hey, John, you've hit 12K now.

Man, you should buy your son some real pets! Rats and spiders!

What's tomorrow's game? Slugs and Scorpions? :thumbsup:
 
I think John should just make stories about his life...

FADE IN

MAN asks SON what he wants to be for holloween...
 
After all this zombie and halloween talk I have a feeling that rat and spider will make for a nice big pot of stew. you?

Sorry son it was halloween and well...
 
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