Happy Turkey Day!!!

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[quote author=Rich Lee link=board=Offtopic;num=1101338580;start=15#19 date=11/24/04 at 21:13:09]happy f@#$in thanksgiving....im going to be grubin on turkey and snorting coke of the thighs of prostitutes....


thanks for hookers and coke.... 8)[/quote]

That is so not fair.
 
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happy f@#$in thanksgiving....im going to be grubin on turkey and snorting coke of the thighs of prostitutes....


thanks for hookers and coke....
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What will you be stuffing? turkey or the STD prostitutes? Have a happy TG.
 
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Hey...happy thanksgiving to all you happy DVX'ers south of da border. We already tested the turkeys for you last month. Stay away from the brussel sprouts and turnips. Enjoy ;)
 
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In the process of moving out on my own!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

Things I'm thankful for:
my family, my health, My amazing 24p camera, Blockbuster, my friends at DVXuser!!, G4TechTV, and girls...especially the one that laughed at my jokes today, damn she was wearing that hot ass skirt, she was soo beautiful, she had light brown hair and the nicest set of...um...oh sorry...

Happy ThanksGiving!!!




(boobs, before someone says balls...just for the record I was definitely talking about boobs... ::)) ;D
 
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[quote author=Phil link=board=Offtopic;num=1101338580;start=15#23 date=11/24/04 at 23:09:39](boobs, before someone says balls...just for the record I was definitely talking about boobs... ::))[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:D ;D :D ;D
 
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um, Phil...Blockbuster?  Really?

Edit: This was the post I went platinum on? Showing my intolerance for a chain of overpriced, understocked judgemental video stores?
 
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:D

Holy crap Jim, you haven't even been around that long. :o
 
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Well TC, I'm just trying to fill a void in my life; do something with all :'( those empty hours...sigh
 
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Go easy on the alcohol! Booze + Turkey (L-trptophan ) = ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

;D
 
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Man! my turkey is still in the oven. I think its been 4 hours now. I'm huuuuuungry!!! I sound like a homeless dude. "Hey, you got any spare chain so I can get sumtin to eat." You wanna by some cheeseburgers?"
 
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hope everyone had a happy and safe thanksgiving! for those non-celebrants, hope you had a swell day. :)
 
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Okay, I realize it is not Thanksgiving anymore, but I have a good joke that fits:

This woman has a problem with her husband...you see, her husband has really bad gas. He is constantly letting some farts Anyway, his wife is really getting tired of it and she starts telling him that if he doesn't stop doing that he is "going to toot out your guts". However, he does not listen. On Thanksgiving morning, the wife is preparing the turkey and she has a sudden idea. She takes the guts from the turkey, quietly sneaks into the bedroom where her husband is sleeping, and puts the guts under his rear end in the bed. A while later, while she is cooking, she suddenly hears a scream! However, about 10 minutes pass before she sees her husband. Suddenly, he appears and he says, "Oh my goodness, you know how you warned me about tooting and possibly having my guts come out?"...she says, "Yes, I remember saying that" (while she is trying to keep from laughing). The husband says, "Well, it happened...but, thanks to my good fortune and these two fingers on my right hand, I was able to get my guts back in there".
 
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What !!!

We are working 35 hours a week in france and have at least 5 weeks of holidays and we don't have a Turkish Day ?

Is this world still moral ?

Can't we have a Chicks Day or a Pig Day or even Duck Day with a lamb chest just to stay in the run !
My buddy prefers the Chicks Day with a beer and a good DVD.

But what Dvd to choose ? And for the beer ? Why not red wine ?
The Chick and the Turkey really taste the red wine.
Does the Chick need to like 24p ?

So many questions for a single day copied and pasted for the whole life.

Devons nous reellement sucer la moelle de la vie à meme le pie de la vache ?
 
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