Halloween 2007

[Jen Bright]

i hide in my car. when trick or treaters come i start it up and rev the engine a few times. i then lay on the horn and tear across the lawn, aiming directly at them. half the time they drop their bag while running in terror. more candy for me. :evil:

I was just going to go elsewhere to hide from the little terrors, but maybe I'll do this instead. It sounds much more satisfying!